Sid Frenchman

“the vibes are arf” - a dog who likes what’s going on at a dog party

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

british people’s text bubbles should be on the left side of the screen

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

anyone offering you thanksgiving leftover recipes is a charlatan. whatever concoctions you imagineer are between you and god

[Patches @senator_gun]

What Good Has It Done You To Believe Thoughts?

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

oh good it’s been a while since I’ve watched the incredibles

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

twitter starts talking about a movie and in a week’s time you get to see the whole movie in words! everyone’s like “there’s a scene where” and “that one shot”

it’s like an old-timey movie theater with the piano and the dialogue cards. i’ll take point break next please!

[c l o u d y @cyber_bunnie]

i drink dr pepper in much more meaningful and profound way than you can understand

[jos @josiahhughes]

that show was called the West Wing because it was so intwestwing

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

My most boomer take is that we need more shit like this on TV.

[(•̀o•́)ง @ermgrrrrr]

coke drinkers have the world handed to them on a platter, catered to, coddled, and still they whine + complain, rootbeer heads on the other hand, forged in fire, ripping from the very earth the nectar they need, spat on by the media but smiling thru it all

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

Great to see my research having an impact

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Nothing Wrong With A Good Old-Fashioned Ham And Cheese Sandwich https://t.co/DvpAuhdecR

[zuky. @zuky]

Henry Kissinger won’t see your mean tweets, but your friends who are war criminals will… please think before you post

[:•) @claytatum]

What about dogbusters? Instead of ghosts, they’re dogs. Not spooky dogs, just normal dogs. Not saying it’s a good idea but wanted to start the conversation

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

i think I would like lasagna more if it was pre-cut. i want bite-sized pieces so I don’t have to get sloppy all the time. a lasagna is the good equivalent to a slip n slide

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

like many troubled artisans, you have to separate the guy who makes cars that explode easily from the cars he makes

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

@decentaf frasier

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

tried to get an AI image generator to show me a congress filled with muppets….and it just showed me pictures of our current elected representatives!!! 🤔😜😂😅🫠

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

it’s the height of sexism that feinstein wasn’t allowed to QUIETLY lose her mind and die in office like every other senator

[Sid Frenchman @candleshy]

proposing legislation to ban the use of “slinging/slanging” by all coffee and alcoholic beverage establishments