Dan Coleman

And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls, and nothings ever worth the cost.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Double arm sleeves at the rec center gym is the kind of mindset I strive to have

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Vance is absolutely mopping the floor in this debate.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

5 left

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Hahahahahahahahhaha

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Chapter 8

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

@DIaniro_Nine Or home? No reason for that here

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

If you’re gonna cuddle in the gym, at least do it in the cardio section. Nobody goes there anyways.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Honestly, the worst part about working night shift is no one can respond to the sick memes I send at 1am

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Least favorite TV character gotta be Meredith Grey with no hesitation.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Can I close my tab? Yeah, name? Coleman, like cooler. Cool, I gotcha my dude, Coleman with a k?
No? Like the cooler.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Honestly, the only appropriate reaction. Talk about an example of art transcending time.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Immediate uproar and disapproval when ‘Hollaback Girl’ was skipped over in the OR today.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Got 11 compliments on my SpongeBob ‘sweet victory’ shirt so it’s a pretty decent day

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Gyms around new years are worse than stepping on legos

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

HULK HOGAN YOU HAVE RAISIN BALLS #WorldCup

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

WHAT GOES UP MUST GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

“I hope your phone brokes”

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

Surgeon got bored with the band ‘Infected Mushroom’ so he requested we put on Enya and like, idk what to do.

[Dan Coleman @candoleman]

The ole ‘poke and hope’ hasn’t failed me yet.