-candace. ✌

⚡️FTW⚡️ -living life backwards. ♋♐♋♌️♐️👍

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Dont be sorry, be better. 👏

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A backhoe is like a man’s dildo… it’s so satisfying 🤣🤣 -Joel

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We’re in the cult of personality

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I’m good, I kinda like the dick juice all over my hands 🤣🤣🤣
-Joel

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They’re fixed but they still let him hunch of them … probably because they think he’s so handsome

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You’re not gonna lick your butthole & look me in the eyes

Me talking to my dog 🤣😬

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How can you tell what I’m looking at?
I can see your eyes

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Can I get my steak mild rare 🤣🤣🤣

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You’d have to pay for an only fans subscription & you’re too cheap for that

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It wasn’t fucking butt beads 🤣

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If you don’t jump out of the damn car like a Mexican

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How can you be a hippie? You don’t even have any hair

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I’ll have to remember not to look for it
-Brian

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I don’t know where I’m going but I’m going -Joel

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Did you just open your box?

Yeah, did you smell that? Lmao oh boy

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Can you imagine the things we would have tried if we had a vagina

Did you look up giant red dog?

-both sourbeer

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You need to help yourself Travis
-joy

Are you flipping me off?
-Travis

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“I made you some soup”
….
“It’s 300 fucking degrees outside”
🤣🤣🤣

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It deflected the pee & it rolled down my fucking pants

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Bubba liked that old guy

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Mountain man catching a rabbit