canny

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

When ugly girls say they are single by choice.. They actually just had no choice.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don’t wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes.

[canny @candrasoderman]

I miss my friends that live a jillion miles away

[canny @candrasoderman]

Jared told me my feet smell like musty popcorn

[canny @candrasoderman]

It's funny when someone gets ahold of a tattoo machine & all the sudden they think they are artists & give a million, cheap, shitty tattoos

[canny @candrasoderman]

Just noticed I've been watching bubble guppies still and Mik's been sleeping for a hour and a half..

[canny @candrasoderman]

I saved McKoy's first bandaid from when they checked him for diabetes. Jared thinks I'm weird.

[canny @candrasoderman]

@AmaaaandaPlease hahaaaa I forgot about that. . and then KP was singing and she didn't say shit to her. :P

[canny @candrasoderman]

@jenwatson92 hahahahaaaaaaa. Please don't.

[canny @candrasoderman]

@AmaaaandaPlease and you left food in your microwave over break.. @MeggyMeg33 @itshannahhh34

[canny @candrasoderman]

@AmaaaandaPlease Remember when you turned your heat up too high and boiled your other fish...

[canny @candrasoderman]

Best feeling ever is turning your alarm off for the next morning. :)

[canny @candrasoderman]

Jared just yelled at me to turn my music down because it woke up Mik. How the tide has turned my friends..

[canny @candrasoderman]

Never get lazy in your love

[canny @candrasoderman]

Whenever Jared doesn't answer I'm afraid he crashed while taking snaps of himself singing the blues.. or is being held at gunpoint somewhere

[canny @candrasoderman]

Chief came to bed with me, next thing I know Meek is laying beside me. Now Saul is here. . So I'm laying in the fetal position in a king bed

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.

[canny @candrasoderman]

It's scary out here by myself!

[canny @candrasoderman]

ewww mik just sneezed out a pea size boogie on my arm