I don’t want a quarantine boyfriend I want a blood oath from a man who smells good that the second we’re allowed out of our homes he will hug me for 45 full minutes while swaying and going “shhh shhh”
Oh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it’s boring as shit, but the results are often quite disappointing
Cardi B calls out celebrities & the government:
“If [Trump] is saying ‘if you don’t have any symptoms of the Coronavirus do not get tested because we don’t have enough tests’ but a celebrity is saying ‘I don’t have symptoms but I got tested & I’m positive’ that causes confusion”