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Treat your allergies with improved "Apricot Soda And Grasshopper Egg" instant powder.

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Bored of timid flavors like "Pineapple"?
New "Rumplecorn" is for you.

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We've brought back "Empanada Burglarier" chewing gum just for you.

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Bored of timid flavors like "Tequila"?
"Sweet Potato With Sponge" is for you.

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Try new "Raspberry Hummus Belligerence" candy necklaces.

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When you're feeling sad, just one "Artichokes And Sriracha" candy necklaces will pick you back up!

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You'll be 100% more attractive to the opposite sex when you carry "Sriracha And Mangos" nuggets!

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When you're a bit low, just one "Vegetarian Fig Milkshake" brandy will perk you back up!

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Tired of uninteresting flavors like "Watermelon"?
New "Saké Envy" is for you.

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After several petitions, we're bringing back "Crab With Estonian Necrocorn" candies for a limited time.

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You'll be 100% more attractive to the opposite sex when you carry "Green Brie Ginger Ale" candies!

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Our cider flavors now include "Green Pork English Cream".

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The new Finnish Buckywings mix:
Starfruit Brandy
Avocado Cordial
Dutch Burglary
Curaçao

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Our latest surprise pack has a blend of "Asparagus And Sriracha" with "Waffles And Asparagus".

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You'll be 100% more attractive to the opposite sex when you carry "Starfruit Cider With Platypus Milk" ice cream!

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Our ice cream flavors now include "Gin With Horse Milk".

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After numerous requests, we're bringing back "Gin With Motor Oil" candies for a limited time.

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Low-cal "Waffles And Thyme" has just half as many calories, but all of the taste.

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Now with "Grey Gravy Ginger Beer" mouth freshening strips.

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"Vodka", "Lingonberry", or "Orange Perplexity"? Why choose?!