jsyk u can breathe when u puke, not before. That's why we're filling up your little tummy with lots of dad's special drink, so u have a way to show when u REALLY need to grab some air, not just whenever u feel like you've had enough
I didn't invite you over for "date night."
I invited you over because I wanted to watch violent abusive Misogynistic porn and needed a pig like you to worship My sweaty hairy ass while I did it.