kelly bundy

live, laugh, toaster bath.

[kelly bundy @candy_pantsx]

choose life? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

[kelly bundy @candy_pantsx]

@grahamallen that canadian wildfire smoke adds just the perfect amount of ambiance.

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Maybe one of the most disturbing things I’ve read in awhile.

[kelly bundy @candy_pantsx]

update

[kelly bundy @candy_pantsx]

my landlords name is dan. so when i was drunk, i saved him in my phone as ‘dandlord’

[kelly bundy @candy_pantsx]

it’s 2023 and we STILL don’t have a ho emoji?!

[kelly bundy @candy_pantsx]

2008: i tried to tell my grandpa that women invented windshield wipers; he refused to believe me. i told him that i read this is a PUBLISHED book about women’s creations. HIS OLD ASS LOOKED AT ME AND SAID ‘yea, but comic books are published writing too, aren’t they?’ still salty.

[sweetserialpisces @SerialPisces]

Pisces be like

[LUCATI @lucatimusic]

what’s wrong babe? you barely touched your tittiritas?

[(Fan) Britney Crave @britneyscrave]

Remember when Britney Spears saved the world from ending by having an underground party? https://t.co/LZLn3pQntZ

[⋆ ✧ a powerful woman. ✧ ⋆ @hauteblood]

lmao literally

[kelly bundy @candy_pantsx]

telling people who aren’t in the scene about the ass eating contest that one year at lost lands gives me a menagerie of reactions. and i’m here for it. 😹

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Two rabbits by Cartier, 1900. Rose quartz, sapphire, ruby. Royal Collection.