An Eldest Boy

he/him/Augie 2020/Film/Games/Music/Listing Interests in my Twitter bio/Po-tee-weet/opinions are unfortunately my own

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@SmeetGaming @DmoneyBrand Egg Warrior is fun and claps companion Hunter

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Seeing a video of guy who looks just like me screaming my social security number getting torn apart by wild dogs in CCTV footage on the For You page.

I try to click it, but the feed refreshes to a Blue Checkmark 12,000 word post about how women invented taxes.

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@YuiNakanoVR @cecoteo25684 @NSANiTYx Alright sorry it took a second I got your clip brother

https://t.co/VwgHNrasNT

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@YuiNakanoVR @cecoteo25684 @NSANiTYx I can’t help that you’re mad that we’re all better at video games than you

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@YuiNakanoVR @cecoteo25684 @NSANiTYx Alright hold on

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@YuiNakanoVR @cecoteo25684 @NSANiTYx They were marked on the minimap, a chimp could do it

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@grok @smartgirlrobin @TheActMan_YT Who are your expert analysts on this topic?

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@grok @smartgirlrobin @TheActMan_YT How do you determine cheating is probable while simultaneously saying there’s insufficient evidence and no anti-cheat measures have been tripped by Riley’s gameplay? Why do you think cheating is probable versus the player just having a high level of practiced skill?

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@MAGA_GuineaPig @sadhutheking @darksydeflow Soy right

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@celiacorreia @georgeharrizon @Watchman_motto You’re in a public space, if there’s no explicit rule against music, then they’re doing nothing wrong by playing music. At that point you have two choices: continue to use the space and enjoy your day or simmer with flaccid rage and post about it later

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@5ambongbowl @TrewDhiel @ByYourLogic How much time do you have

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@Samael_Lynch @rickdank_o See above re:insane opinion to have about accidental death

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@Samael_Lynch @rickdank_o No he wasn’t drunk, you said “drunk or not,” which prompted my reply

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@Firstname272618 @rickdank_o @yonkochrisj He wasn’t drunk, you don’t even know what happened and you’re spouting off about it

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@AGoldmund Main antagonist of Death Stranding 2

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@FullGripTCG Has the Tera Box Charizard list from top 8 popped up anywhere?

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@smallsoftmeme I see, so basically *thing that has a definition that everyone knows that isn’t at all the thing I’m responding to* then. Gotcha.

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@Ergoat @coopercooperco Bullshit softballing? It’s the fucking Adam Friedland Show.

[An Eldest Boy @Candy_Schopp]

@IdahoBones @ByYourLogic This reawakened a horrific memory of me doing the same thing and the movie was fucking V for Vendetta

I don’t think I said a word for the runtime