candace conglose

Jesus, Taco Bell, and the Dawgs

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Going viral isn’t so great anymore, huh?

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

@lessimpson This responsibility is an honor and privilege.

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

“No worries” is code for “there are a lot of worries”

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

New favorite dis: “You look like you’d for sure have a Salt Life sticker on your car”

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Your friends may be getting married and having kids, but you'll always have tacos. Remember that.

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Just saw a Hummer in the wild for the first time since 2009. I thought they’d gone extinct.

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Considering training for the next Winter Olympics so I can get all that cool swag except I hate being cold and I have pretty bad balance

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

What do you think is harder to cut? RT for Sweet Potatoes LIKE for Cement Block

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Yo everybody keep your lips to yourself this NYE. This ain’t the time for a NCMO.

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 | 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐥 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫

🎙️Voiced by: @Flyguy2stackz

#CFBPlayoff | #GoDawgs

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Apple Watch needs a “I have COVID” setting so it’ll quit reminding me to stand up

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Everything bores me

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

The fact that Lil Jon hosts Bachelor in Paradise is like dipping fries in a frosty. Shouldn’t work...but does?

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Is Bitcoin real or it kinda like Chuck E Cheese tickets?

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Meet the amazing students that will be debating this Saturday! @ClemsonUniv thinks it’s a taco. @UniversityofGA thinks it’s a sandwich. We think it’ll be the greatest college debate you’ve ever seen. #SandwichTacoDebate

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

I can’t believe there is an app where people do a synchronized dance to a song about the Applebee’s menu. That feels like a mad lib.

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Sorry can’t talk- watching Olympic swimmers reactions to their race results and sobbing- super busy.

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

The enneagram is just the Jesus version of horoscopes

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

Hear me out..#TheBachelorette but instead of 30 eligible men...30 adoptable dogs. Call it the Barklorette. She hands out milk bones.

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

A muffin is just a breakfast cupcake