Candy Defense

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crypto turned “gm” into a full-time personality

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GM

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@ZKcandyHQ GMGM

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life before AI:

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crypto 3 mins after i buy:

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me for the 47th time: “this time is different”

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i came for fun. now i’m calculating optimal candy placement like i work at NASA

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me in 2007 instead of buying bitcoin:

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in crypto, everyday is like April fools.

just depends if you're the joke or not..

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community chat:
“wen update?”

me: shhh… we’re plotting

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"zoom out bro"

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Charts red, brain smooth.

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I don’t check charts anymore. I just check my pulse.

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Portfolio down 80%. Character up 200%.

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gm

we said “this cycle will be different”

it is.

we’re just slightly more tired now.

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Our ancestors used to fought lions. Now, we fight low battery..

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Sweet outside. Absolute war inside.

That is Candy Defense

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My coworker who asked 'is it too late to buy ETH?' last week and I said 'no':

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Crypto logic:
Buy high → cry later
Sell low → cry harder