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tommy/jakey ⭐ 2wnty 💚 they / toon 🌈 epilogueliker since 2020 🧠 *The insane murderer chuckles darkly.*

store:

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https://t.co/Z6A0zxjJFc

🏠 WE ARE LIVE!!! Keychains available now, stickers available tomorrow.

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charlie dirk is funnier dw

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thats amazing! im starting a daily chapter reading club with channels for new and old readers soon because so many people have said they wanna read / reread it .. would love to see yall there :)

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Gimmick Rating
BELIEVABILITY: 10/10
ANNOYANCE: 0/10
MEDIA ANALYSIS SKILLS: 5/10

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yes i dont care

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Gimmick Rating
BELIEVABILITY: 8/10
ANNOYANCE: 3/10
MEDIA ANALYSIS SKILLS: 4/10

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this is very funny to me considering my favourite character in the comic is vriska. and i lov ult dirk. i like bad characters that have something interesting going on but a lot of the shitty guys are just boring. extremely funny to say i hate stories havebyou seen my account

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I dont *hate* eridan , i dislike him.
also , im surprised more people dont? he was created as a spoof on the all too real Online Incel NeoNazi 4Chan User trope. And tbh he died before he could ever convince me he has merit beyond that.

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I know i dont take it seriously at all its funny as fuck. Dont worry about me i promise i do not count it as being harassed or anything i just find it funny

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i know! donr worry haha i dont respond to strawpage asks that genuinely upset me. i just post ones i think i have a funny response to. i play up a lot of my anger i dont actually get too bothered i just think some of them are funny

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i wish everyone who blocks my con table a very happy fuck you

[🩻10/10 suicide (🎉DWERK4KIRKDAY🗣) @eelswsho]

@candyepilogue me personally i hope daves the huge red herring and is meant to kill him but it becomes yiffany

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@eelswsho No thats real ive been in the fandom forever its real

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this was mostly facetious btw i do hope its someone else

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it has to be dave. we all know it’s going to be dave. nobody else but him is allowed to kill him

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yeah thats right. believe it or not im not even posting the worst ones 😭

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i know! donr worry haha i dont respond to strawpage asks that genuinely upset me. i just post ones i think i have a funny response to. i play up a lot of my anger i dont actually get too bothered i just think some of them are funny

[Sophie is Aradia @exquisitEclipse]

@candyepilogue "hey i hate this ship that involves a character's autonomy being stripped away from them, sexualized, and objectified"

"ohhh so are you okay with this other ship that involves a character's autonomy being stripped away from them, sexualized, and objectified?"

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@vandwidth50 yiffy is my actual hope i want yiffy to beat him so bad

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it has to be dave. we all know it’s going to be dave. nobody else but him is allowed to kill him

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omg this is such a chopped photo i promise its better in person

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wait i can bring my susie itabag while im Noelle

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hi its the morning this is one of my best threads read if u havent

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on todays episode of tommy’s epilogue rambles we have:
🥩 [ DirkJake & DaveKat ]
• Persuasion, Perversion, Projection •

(thank you to the anon that inspired this)

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butch lesbian karkat x nonbinary jake though..

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firstly i interpret jake as a fem leaning nonbinary person so if i did it wouldnt make the lesbian not a lesbian

secondly… ..? Are you talking about KARKAT…? if its calliope theyre literally dating a man

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to the anon that asked for my jake ships .

i think cjake should stay single and have a beautiful queerplatonic relationship with ckarkat and mjake should join throuples and be a nuisance