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Congratulations to Mark "Milky Way" Dyal in winning JQMCBP XXIV! To all others, abandon all hope!
Final email has been dispatched to your inboxes. See you all next year!
#jqmcbp

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Final four email is away! #jqmcbp

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Second Round JQMCBP email is heading to your inbox. Willy check your spam filter.

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New important email update is heading to your inbox! I swear on the Bona Fanatic's grave I typed the bit about Loyola beating Illinois before that game even started. #jqmcbp

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First email update is on the way! Be sure to check your spam folder lest you miss these important communiqués!

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Another major upset with the Mean Green upending the Boilermakers leaves us with two humans in 1st place: Jason Fidder and Mark Dyal (and three chimps) stand at the top of the heap. #jqmcbp

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Finn also had Hartford beating Baylor. Win by the insane upset pick, fall into a 275-way tie for first with an insane upset pick. There are 0 humans and 19 chimps with a perfect bracket. #jqmcbp

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After the big upset of Ohio State by Oral Roberts, we have a single JQMCBP leader, Finn O'Boyle. J-factor 40.57! #jqmcbp

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It's not too late! Get your entry in for JQMCBP in the next couple of hours and make your Dreams of Candy a reality! https://t.co/4XB9T8WGwf #jqmcbp #questforcandy

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Excited about this year's JQMCBP XXIV? Waiting desperately for your invite? Be the coolest cat on the block, and just go and enter already! Invite schminvite! https://t.co/4XB9T8WGwf

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Congrats to Jess "Take 5" Larson, the JQMCBP XXIII Champion! All the details of the last few rounds are heading to your inboxes shortly. Stay hungry, my friends. #jqmcbp

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I doubt it's salve on the damage I created having Butterfinger beat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in Round 1, but Butterfinger has been ousted, and by a Reese's product no less. TAKE 5 WINS! #jqmcbp

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Very tough final in the Cover Songs Region, but in the end Africa Heavy Metal could not quite match up with Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal. SMOOTH CRIMINAL AAF WINS! #jqmcbp

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THE EYES. STILL. DON'T WORK. GET MUM. Australian Magpie has emerged out of Punk Birds Region against Greater Roadrunner. AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE WINS! #jqmcbp

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Stephen Bradbury's autobiography is called "Last Man Standing", but he will not be the last standing out of Carson's Picks Region. CC MCGRAW WINS! #jqmcbp

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The snarfiest of all Odd Mammals, Tarsier, has taken the region by storm with its Enormous Eyes. Flying Squirrel will be missed. TARSIER WINS! #jqmcbp

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Spectacular statistical outlier Mark "Take 5" Richards Takes 5 one on the chin in the Piper's Picks region: his champion Sushi has lost to Harry Styles. If you knew Piper, you knew this could only go One Direction. #jqmcbp

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An amazing, stunning, coin-flipped journey to the Sweet 16 for Peanut Butter, with the ridiculous 26 OT win over Chocolate, and the angered-the-masses victory over Bacon. SuperChunk's Cinderalla run is over though. TACOS WIN!!

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You'd think with 3.5 billion views, ain't no way Gangnam Style going out like that. YOU'D BE WRONG. STUFF SUMMER WINS! #jqmcbp