Chu Borjon

LSE🇬🇧 & RUC🇨🇳. PR & marketing professional. A mix of corgi🐕, web 3.0🗺️ and psychology🐿️.

[Chu Borjon @CandyReimholz]

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Wow- some times I really am blown away. How is it, that in 2023, the only things you’re allowed to hit are defenseless children?

[The Recount @therecount]

Oklahoma lawmakers have rejected a bill that would have banned corporal punishment for kids with disabilities in schools.

Rep. Jim Olsen (R) cites Proverbs in rejecting the ban: “The rod and reproof give wisdom. But a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.”

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@mom_tho I call that the motherhood sweet spot! It’s glorious.

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@BwhittingtonDPT

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@PartyCity @zachsilberberg One time in the car my kids asked what was on the other side of @PartyCity and my husband said “hangover city”. To this day, it’s the funniest thing he’s ever said! 🤣

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@midwestern_ope When the kids were small and we were driving from Chicago to MD. When we got to Gary, my son asked “what’s that smell?” And simultaneously my husband and I responded, “Indiana”. 🤣

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@SarahHuckabee Aren’t you a governor now? Grow up! Wow.

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My kitchen hasn’t been clean in 14.5 years. My son is 14.5.

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@BwhittingtonDPT I’ve been out the game for a while but I can tell you glute med, Min, and TFL are trigger point treasure troves! It’s amazing how much better people feel once those are cleared.

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Is this real life?

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@MsPackyetti I respect Seinfeld’s take in that he doesn’t see the humor. I get that this is not on the same level… I always tell my husband and my children, if you make fun of mom, it better be funny. An insult is an insult. But a roast takes humor & intelligence & respect. Don’t punch down

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@MadScientistFF Paul Rudd probably. He’d probably just want to go grab a beer at the 🦆 duck and dance weird to some sweet tunes and leave Mary a huge tip. Just spitballing here.

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@3YearLetterman @RexChapman I’d kick their narrow woke butts off my team so fast… 🤣

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

seasons of the Midwest

Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Ope its snowing again
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out & sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold with decorations

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Best way to make money, is to already have a lot of money!

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@emrazz 1. About 70% (varying levels).

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@abughazalehkat Thank you for saying that we aren’t triggered, it’s truly because they are NOT objectively funny. Every once in a while you cringe AND laugh. You disagree, but at least it’s funny. But it’s rare!

[Warren Township High School @wthsdistrict121]

Attn Warren Families: Due to possible weather conditions tomorrow, WTHS may hold an eLearning Day.

IF we do have an eLearning day, you will be notified by 5:30am.

Students were instructed to bring home their Chromebooks.

Check email for more information.

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@BldgBetterDads @GiaMMacool I am a feminist and an atheist and I love my marriage! 15 yrs married and 5 before that. I’m proud of it and want everyone to be this happy. But women shouldn’t settle, shouldn’t marry for the wrong reasons, and shouldn’t be forced to do something because I happen to like it!

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@jvanlanduyt @DNBethLeBlanc How is potentially getting shot a deterrent when so many of them go into it with a plan to kill themselves afterwards or count on suicide by cop?