Candace ✨

Blaire Olivia 🎀 Corey Alan ❤️ Violet 🐕 Merlin 🐈‍⬛

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

Margaritas make me happy 🤪😍

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

Life is hard

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

On May 24, 2022 in Uvalde Texas, an 18 year old walked into Robb Elementary School and shot and killed 19 children and 2 adults.

Two days ago in Houston Texas, a man paused his dinner date to shoot and kill a fake parking attendant.

Last night in Cleveland Texas, 5 members of a family (including an 8 year old child) were shot and killed by their neighbor after they asked him to stop firing his gun on his front lawn so their baby could sleep.

So when Republican lawmakers in a state where it’s easier to get AR-15s than books about Black history say their abortion ban is about being “pro-life”…
They’re full of shit.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

When donald trump ran in 2016, he promised he would protect people with preexisting conditions.
He didn’t.
That he would lower middle class taxes.
He didn’t.
That he would pass an infrastructure bill.
He didn’t.
That he would repeal & replace Obamacare.
He didn’t.
That he would bring back coal & American manufacturing.
He didn’t.
That he’d cut the deficit.
He didn’t, he increased it.
That he would build his wall & make Mexico pay for it.
He didn’t & they didn’t.
He didn’t deliver on any of that.
And yet despite a record like that, despite losing reelection, plotting a coup, inciting an insurrection & stealing nuclear secrets, he’s the Republican party’s front runner for 2024.

So my question is - why?

[Lecrae @lecrae]

I’m admittedly not the most environmentally conscious person but these paper straws ain’t it.

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

I can’t believe my baby is two today 🥹❤️

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

If I didn’t have bad luck, I’d have no luck at all 💀

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

Can’t believe my baby is almost 2 🥹🥹

[XXX porn hub 💋 @Boymama1519]

When Bluey’s mom said “I need 20 minutes where no-one comes near me” I felt that 😅

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

I get so pumped planning Blaire’s birthday party’s 🥳🥳

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all pretty girls have anxiety and stomach issues.

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

@AlyssaaLeann

[toxic king @toxicking]

I remember when breaking up was so easy. Nowadays you gotta press charges & file a restraining order

[hales (taylor’s version) @haleyrosefergie]

MY R*PIST IS DEAD

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

I’m already done with today.

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

Not my kid having a 45 minute breakdown because she couldn’t pet the dogs walking in front of our house. 💀🥴

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

On top of cleaning the whole house,laundry and all, I managed to also bake 50 cupcakes for Blaire’s school 🥴🥹 can you say exhausted 🥱

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

Sweet girls 💕 getting so big !

[mel ♕ @mellionairee]

every brunette needs a blonde friend 😂🥹💕

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

This guy literally has an iguana on a leash on the beach. Just enjoying the waves 🌊

[Candace ✨ @candyy_cakeess]

Name a cuter duo…..I’ll wait 🤪