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Just another dramatic brunette🌹 Dream as big as your thighs 👑 Romcoms are my kryptonite 💔

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Y’all my psychic retired 💔

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Obsession and Backrooms are so good!

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It’s not 50/50 ladies if you’re the only one cooking and he’s the only one cumming!

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It’s a miracle I was able to pay my rent this month 😩 really really hope I get this full time job please pray for me 🙏

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A lot of y’all cannot pull off bleached brows but I applaud your bravery and boldness anyways

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Haven’t had a Big Mac in two years and wow it freaking sucks now tf happened??

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I had a friend still be friends with the person that backstabbed me and months later they ended up getting backstabbed too and acted shocked by it. You are never the exception! How they treat others is eventually how they will treat you too.

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My biggest flex? I’ve never had a situationship and that’s on having standards and self-worth

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Ray from Girls and Nick from New Girl would definitely get along.

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I was driving yesterday and almost got hit by the driver next to me because they were spoon feeding themselves soup as they were driving. Both hands off the wheel, I wish I were joking!

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Never seen a good selfie stick photo. That damn stick always appeared and ruined every pic!

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I love Everytable

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They deadass sent me someone else offer letter by mistake I wish I were joking

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Incase anyone’s interested - I was provided the wrong offer letter by the place hiring me and saw they can indeed pay me more they just don’t want to 🙃

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Recession indicator, farmer boy’s downsized their chilli cheese fries 😭

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Very proud to say I’ve never checked in on an ex out of curiosity that shit is weird as hell I honestly dgaf

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Can you still give head if you have braces?

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Y’all my psychic announced she’s gonna be retiring soon and I’m not ready 😭

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People who love taking public transportation will make you feel so bad for driving a car, I took the bus and train for years I did my time!

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No one in my bloodline could lock in and buy a house … anyone who’s eventually gonna inherit a home is lucky AF.