I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
❤️Even Fleetwood Mac called this their best performance ever.
The band said they've never played better than this.
Not a single note was wrong. Fleetwood Mac is at the peak of their form.❤️
🚨 HOLY CRAP. This actually just happened on Capitol Hill.
SEN. JOSH HAWLEY: "Can men get pregnant?"
LIBERAL DR. VERMA: "I'm not sure what the goal of the question is."
HAWLEY: "The goal is to establish a biological reality. Can men get pregnant?"
VERMA: "I take care of people with many identities."
HAWLEY: "Can men get pregnant?"
VERMA: "Again, as I'm saying-"
HAWLEY: "You said science and evidence should control. Can men get pregnant? You're a doctor, I think."
VERMA: "Science and evidence should guide medicine."
HAWLEY: "Do science and evidence tell us that men can get pregnant?"
VERMA: "I think yes-no questions like this are a political tool."
WOW. 🤯🤯🤯 @HawleyMO
Il me met un ace à 228. J’étais là : Fuck, je fais devoir servir.
- Pas le mot en F s’il te plaît.
- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
- Nos excuses pour le langage. Corentin, je vais te poser une dernière question, s’il te plaît, reste poli […]
- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Vegan Influencer kicks off because she ordered a Chicken salad so they gave her a chicken salad.
Apparently the Restaurant should have known who she was and just given her a salad.
WTF 🤬 come on!!! anyone else fed up of these so called influencers, I’m on the restaurants side.
I'll always remember this video of Alcaraz meeting Messi for the first time. From Alcaraz's excitement and disbelief that he's even at the same event as Messi, to the interviewer encouraging him to go and say hello...
Just brilliant. ❤️
43 years ago, Michael Jackson performed the moonwalk on television for the first time during "Billie Jean" at Motown 25.
One of the most iconic moments in entertainment history ❤️✨🕺
Check this dirty hood rat out he decides to sit next to this young woman and intimidate her on an empty bus.
Really suspicious behaviour and I don’t blame her for calling this scumbag out on it either.
He got completely Roasted! 👌👍👏
Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.
He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.
He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.
We have nothing to hide.
Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere.
The country is watching.
Matt Damon says Clint Eastwood gave him one take after six months of accent work and called a second take a waste of time
"I spent six months... 9 to 5 Monday through Friday, we would work on this accent because South African is really hard to do"
"I showed up ready... it's my chance to work with one of my heroes, and the very first take he goes, cut, print, move on"
"I go, hang on boss, you wanna do another one? and he goes, why, you wanna waste everybody's time?"