e.g.

(38/f/ny&fl) hi it’s Erin

[e.g. @canering]

@Aella_Girl This is a tricky one. Quality of life obviously better. But am I happier as a hunter gatherer?

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

I’m telling you, that lights gonna turn off on LIVE TV.

[goosie 🐭 @pollypocketmode]

thats how I move in the grocery store. I'm chatting with anyone. Someone's gotta uphold our Mothers' traditions

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

Matt's upset because in 13 years he could have accused that baby of being a welfare leech

[her @Thiohna]

Correct.

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 @eldritchharpy]

yes, I'm okay admitting that I don't think we should ever give human rights to things that have not exited the body of an actual person with human rights

I will die on the hill that fetal personhood is misogyny

[e.g. @canering]

@MedRareOrGTFO @Thiohna That’s what birth is. Outside the womb

[e.g. @canering]

@LanceVader @maninasuit0 I mean it has a real definition

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

I'm a bisexual man can I bring my straight boyfriend to pride????

[e.g. @canering]

@cybelethebest I think the wording matters. If you asked straight women “have you ever wished you were attracted to women and didn’t have to date men” you’d probably get more yes responses. The words gay or lesbian can scare people off

[Bad Opinions Calvin’s Dad @SirBadOpinions]

@hecubian_devil Should I care about his personal life any more than I care about my mechanic’s? Or doctor’s? Or sandwich artist’s? I think the guy’s a scumbag and the left are retarded for coalescing around him but now we need him to take the senate.

[e.g. @canering]

@ToyBlissing @pdxer25 @MizShannonS I can’t answer that, but I’m hoping you don’t think the it is “so they can get sex whenever they want”

[e.g. @canering]

@mamiminluvwichu @MJ040510 @michellmybell1 @br0therj0e @MeghanEMurphy Lol hold up do you think women lie about cramps

[TSA @TSA]

In an effort to avoid unexpected airport meet & greets please verify your cat’s location is not inside your suitcase before zipping it. Thanks.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

there is this ancient technology, since lost, that calms you down instantly

it used to be called "a cigarette"
some more advanced civilizations even had "a glass of wine"

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

This app is about to become chaos when people realize that, besides physical removal of the larvae, Ivermectin use is actually appropriate here.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

The "sees one movie in a theater a year crowd" was saving their one movie this year for Devil Wears Prada 2 or Avengers Doomsday, so this has effectively turned them into two movies a year people which is a good thing!

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

To think that there used to be lions along the shores of the Aegean, the Mediterranean.

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

The icon in the bottom left means he didn't have this photo ready to go but instead Google searched like "Hunter Biden fucked up" or something. And I think that's beautiful.