Caitlyn N. Johnson

[She's] a hands in the air / don't have a care when her song's on the radio

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

The lyric "In my trials, Lord walk with me" takes on new meaning when you're a litigation attorney

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

It was always Scottie Scheffler 🇺🇸

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

@Amanda_Balionis had so much fun cheering you on from the trees at 14 (and again at 6 as we happened to be on our way out). Thanks for making sure we got our money's worth of golf today!

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

Maybe it's because I'm a lawyer, but I really think they should allow them to make an opening statement before the jury begins asking questions #Survivor46

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

For next season, @AbbottElemABC needs to have @NajeeRichardson as a guest star!

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

@JShamp_724 You are correct about this week but as a dad I bet you will appreciate this gem from last month https://t.co/00VIaHgt8O

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

4, watching the new Little Mermaid movie: "Santa isn't going to bring Ursula any presents because she is not nice" 😂

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

4's current favorite movies are Encanto and the Schuyler Sisters & King George scenes from Hamilton, so there is a lot of @Lin_Manuel Miranda going on in our house right now! All we need to do is bring Moana back into the fold and we'd have the trifecta

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

What would have made that journey puzzle even better would have been making all three lawyers (Katurah, Jake & Julie) do it. Zero chance that any of them solve it

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

Of course Katurah couldn't solve the journey puzzle. Lawyers are notoriously bad at math! #Survivor45

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

4, at daycare pickup: "We carved a pumpkin!"

Her teacher, forcefully: "To be clear I carved the pumpkin. I did not give your child a knife"

Me: "I...did not need that clarification. I never assumed you would have given her the knife"

[Tooms @ToomsBB_]

I hate it. All of it. And everyone. They can all go to hell. 😀 #bb25

[OCLRE @OCLRE]

We are continuing our celebration of the alums who have participated in our programs and have continued to build on & use what they have learned!

Today, we are recognizing #MockTrial alum Caitlyn Nestleroth Johnson! #alumni

[Owen Knight @they0ungknight]

“So what’s it like being a lawyer?” I CACKLED #Survivor #Survivor45

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

@odeh_fadi and @TtheAmazing both liking my tweet may be the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me on Twitter. Good luck on Monday!

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

Some days it's like I live in an episode of #CrimeSceneKitchen I find a dirty plate with crumbs on it on the kitchen counter, a small baking sheet on top of the stove, and an empty ziplock bag in the garbage. What was baked? My husband warmed up leftover pizza for breakfast

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

@stephenfishbach I sing "When I'm Gone," the cup song from Pitch Perfect

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

3 just asked unprompted to watch Mahna Mahna and this is definitely a top five parenting moment for me

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

My toddler needed an emotional-support band aid for the imperceptible scrape on her knee

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

Does it bother any other lawyers that in the @OfficialBlueyTV episode Family Meeting, Chilli refers to Bluey as "the defendant" when Bandit is the defendant and Bluey is the victim/prosecutor? Or just me?

[Caitlyn N. Johnson @canestleroth]

3: "Do pools get married?"
Me: "No"
My Husband: "Yes, two big pools get married and then they have a kiddie pool"