@oregon__updates Just before gametime, Dan Lanning reveals that—using a newly discovered quirk in the eligibility & NIL rules—he has activated Jordan James to replace Davison as RB2. James scores the winning touchdown as time expires. The game is hereafter known as “James & the Giant Peach Bowl”
@billoram Someone (@stephenking? billoram? @kengoe? @BlazerFreeman? @jwquick?) needs to write a blood-curdling horror history of this terribly haunted franchise
Possible titles:
Bowie the Knife
The Oden
Strange Case of Dr Cook and Mr Walton
Rosegarden’s Baby
The Accursed Draft
others?