Pete White

Offering random political and social naivete, at no cost!

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@cnnbrk

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Resistance is futile
#bm100

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@hmonkeyruns Do you want a real answer?

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@oregon__updates Just before gametime, Dan Lanning reveals that—using a newly discovered quirk in the eligibility & NIL rules—he has activated Jordan James to replace Davison as RB2. James scores the winning touchdown as time expires. The game is hereafter known as “James & the Giant Peach Bowl”

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@oregon__updates Ducks win on a direct snap to Boettcher, who throws an endzone fade to tackle-eligible Phil Knight

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@JMUSportsNews

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JMU averaging more ypp vs. Oregon than Indiana

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@geoffschwartz Here come the “Why BYU should get a 1st round bye” posts

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@oregon__updates Sappington was clutch but looks like a middle-aged State Farm claims adjuster

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@billoram Someone (@stephenking? billoram? @kengoe? @BlazerFreeman? @jwquick?) needs to write a blood-curdling horror history of this terribly haunted franchise
Possible titles:

Bowie the Knife
The Oden
Strange Case of Dr Cook and Mr Walton
Rosegarden’s Baby
The Accursed Draft
others?

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@zacharycneel Moore of that, please

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@TheCinesthetic

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@nan0wav https://t.co/69u2gvvu2T

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@MattWelch @daveweigel Personally, I’d be pretty terrified if a trash-mountain was zooming down a sidewalk towards me

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@rachaelmbade If only there was a bear

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@Acyn @NatashaBertrand @tomaspueyo Step #1 in making Guantanamo the next great city 😆

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@zacharycneel That one picture symbolizes perfectly the direction each program is going

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@JakeSherman @jmart @TomColeOK04 @mkraju …to the elevator”

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@JamesCrepea Just got my vrbo

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@ZackAttackP1 Everyone after owes something to The Pixies

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@johncanzanobft Tosh Lupoi smiled