Chris Bertram

5'8, 390 lbs. tweets written by Miles Finch

[Chris Bertram @canguardmike]

@briangaar @dulcemaccomedy 'no thanks I brought my own controller' vibes

[Chris Bertram @canguardmike]

@TheRealJeffRuby

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL IS BACK TONIGHT..

LET ME HEAR IT OHIO.. just like @OfficialAJHawk did it

🗣🗣🗣 O-H

[Chris Bertram @canguardmike]

@RichardRichOSU this is the right answer

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@PatMcAfeeShow aaron rodgers Tuesday pal ?

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@OldTakesExposed slide

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@emilywmayfield6 does Baker ever...ya know...bake?

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@sjustice14 Big pete werner guy

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@JOEL9ONE same but w the undoing ending

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@ToneDigz @PatMcAfeeShow bear dahn

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@Cantguardmike congrats ❤️

[RosterWatch @RosterWatch]

Jason Garrett waiting for Jerry to come to the locker room ...

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@nflnetwork @OhioStateFB @Cantguardmike @Saints O rly

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[The Ohio State University Marching Band @TBDBITL]

Are ya ready, kids? Here's part of our @SpongeBob halftime show featuring appearances from SpongeBob, Gary, Plankton, Patrick and more! #GoBucks🧽🤓⬛️👖 @Nickelodeon

[Chris Bertram @canguardmike]

lydia put this cup on the counter and I drank the whole thing seconds later #movingday

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Vanderbilt and Michigan Football are also evenly matched, each earning 3 bowl wins in the last 12 seasons.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Actual photo of James Holzhauer walking off stage at Jeopardy, his reign of destruction completed.

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@nocontextkirby