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just get to know me

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*sitting in a swiveling chair in a laboratory, giant screens cover the wall in front of me* computer.. show me a dog.. who’s ….8000 feet tall ..
*computer beeps chaotically then dings and shows me a picture of goatse*
(i slam my fist on the desk) so close.. yet so far…

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@2hufuk Always

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@faunaswag Top secret I’ll dm u

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They hate my band on rym bro 💔

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If the cop apprehending u is shorter than u are ur actually allowed to walk away

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@faunaswag The band I’m in yea 💔

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Wyd if u pour ur heart and soul into a song and a dude on rym says Eh.. 2.5

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(Silverstein voice) MY!! COCK!! PEES!!! NO!! MORE!!!!

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@faunaswag I’ll be there bro

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@ineedalunchmeal Yoooo

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Yo

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Knuckle tat that says “gayp enis”

[Angel McShrimply @hakoholic]

That’s not their names

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Sometimes the right thing isn’t the easy thing. This pain will fade with time and one day we’ll be whole again. Throughout the coldest nights remember there is still joy to be felt in this life *reassuring myself as I light the fuse to the bottle rocket scotch taped to my penis*

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Getting health insurance

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(Fall out boy grand theft autumn) 🎶where is your moid tonight? I hope he isn’t jestermaxxed🎶

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*solemnly hanging my old timey trench coat and fedora on the wall* saw Dr penis today… nothing but bad news

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Installing FoidBlocker on my neurological implant

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Rough week for evil politicians with girl names

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Let’s go out tonight bro. There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen

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#NewProfilePic

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@faunaswag Making a fort with my slime

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Gang pull up tonight on foe we putting all the couch cushions on the floor with blankeys