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oh great, here comes that freaky loser
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“You wish you had Loxx”
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save a bass, choke a bassist !!

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✭5sos main account (Cal main/Ash swerve)✭

⌖ any fandom you’re in, I’m in or very adjacent to it in one way shape or another (aka pls talk to me about anything) ⌖

☕︎ Fic writer, annoying fandom dweller, poster of bs part time ☕︎

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[President of Driverism @saddampdemeanor]

When he cant have intense prolonged eye contact with someone he starts tweaking

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@squashedshrooms LOTR?!??! Who’s your favssss??

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@fleshxgoobie I’LL GET A BOX OF TWENTY FOUR PLEASE

[goobietime || 5SOS MELB 🥩🩸 @AbridgedAngel]

Since @5SOS is doing Download they should redo their Drown cover (non acoustic) for the set

[t ! adultsfx s3 CONFIRMED @huntersloki]

the bayside stabber when anton texted back

[ky 卌 ★ ²⁰ @malumlane]

can we talk about the fan service that was ashton’s bicep trend like YOU LISTEN GOOD AS FUCK BOY

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@AbridgedAngel You don’t, start threatening to bite his bicep off

[Solèy has Donuts for Eyes @donutsforeyes]

This man with chronically kind eyes was so scary in that movie I genuinely flinched at some scenes, that’s how phenomenal of an actor he is. He should be talked about alongside Chitewel Eijiofor this year

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@fleshxgoobie Weird asf, just sniff your shirt and ignore these freaks /neg

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@AbridgedAngel @Ashton5SOS @5SOS GOOBIE IM DYING FOR YOU RN THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER AND YOU DESERVE IT MORE THAN ANYONEEEEE RAAARGGGHHHGAARR <3 <3

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@AbridgedAngel I need you to boil this for 4 hours, seep it into a separate cup and send me the water PLEASE

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New TikTok idea for a part two !!

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@AbridgedAngel 1, 2, 4-10, 12 and a 13 option

[rayray is a ✮ ⋆˙ @vlntyne]

SOMENTE quem amou Calum Hood com cara de fumante divorciado cheio de pentelho no rosto, cabelo amarelo quebrado e maquiagem tenebrosa merece Calum Hood príncipe putífero com bochechinhas lisas brilhantes como bumbum de bebê, cachos hidratados e lábios macios recém beijados

[tem @towaslitter]

my horny ass could NOT be a patient

[axo 卌 @AxoWisteria]

when i stir some bull and shit into a pot & then post it on twt

[goobietime || 5SOS MELB 🥩🩸 @AbridgedAngel]

since ao3 is down. Michael selfcest +kinda NSFW/ boots n stepping

I’m thinking 20 year old punky aggressive Michael knocking down his older 30 year old self who’s mellowed out and hasn’t got the same fight in him. Older Michael’s just surprised that he got overpowered 1/

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@AbridgedAngel GOOBIE PLEASE WHERES MY LINK T^T

[౨ৎ @fawnsettas]

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