Alan🔥

21| he/they
Ichi hate club president

[Alan🔥 @caninosaurr]

@mothtructive @punchjaww i’m so glad someone agrees with me 🥹🥹🥹

[mimi @4kn7ve]

STOP LOOKING FOR GIRLFRIENDS IN GENSHIN IMPACT CO-OP MODE

[Alan🔥 @caninosaurr]

i’m so sorry

[Ririi @Eas_hues05]

The concept of someone so tough and prideful being fucked stupid until all they can do is moan as they're pounded into the mattress

[‼️ @twistedpebble_]

He and dessertful have been in a 3 year long battle for “mad scientist of the year” award

[Alan🔥 @caninosaurr]

@sckious mitya and c6 valeiry so far i have 120 pulls i want r1 but i am guaranteed so hopefully all goes well

[Alan🔥 @caninosaurr]

@M1kyo_ @alan dude you @ some random ass that ain’t me 😧😧

[Alan🔥 @caninosaurr]

@Sammy_lily22 aether cuz i wanted to me a guy id still pick him now tho love him

[つくし@原神 @tucky_genshin]

天才達の会話を聞きたいです…

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Valeriy: Fort Fulguration
Commander of the Special Assignments Battalion
#GenshinImpact #Valeriy

The Armory Palace is a vast research, design, and production complex within Glupov. As Snezhnaya's foremost research institution, it has developed numerous cutting-edge technologies and many of the weapons that form the backbone of the snowbound nation's military. The secrets and valuable assets in its keeping are beyond counting.
To protect the Armory Palace and its personnel, elite troops from the 1st Grenadier Regiment were reorganized into the Special Assignments Battalion, serving as the institution's dedicated guard under the command of Major Valeriy.
His service record is particularly distinguished. He has led his troops in wiping out six concentrations of monsters linked to Ley Line disturbances, crushing three vicious Volkodlak gangs, and eliminating more than eighty percent of the rampaging chimeric monsters west of Snezhnograd...
He also schedules the entire battalion's duties with unfailing precision, day after day, year after year... all without an adjutant's assistance.
With an expert in both combat and administration commanding their guard, the Armory Palace's specialists can devote themselves to research and production with complete peace of mind.
Indeed, since the Special Assignments Battalion took up its post, Major Valeriy and his troops have neutralized more than ninety threats of every description, including surviving bandits plotting to steal the Armory Palace's secrets and outlaws attempting to abduct its researchers.
In recent years, however, military observers have noted something surprising: Major Valeriy has become a frequent visitor to the Korolevskiy Theater and Podvorye Restaurant, among other entertainment venues...
Major Valeriy declines to comment on any of the speculation. He continues to let his impeccable time management and faultless organization at work speak for themselves.
People are not machines, of course. They cannot be expected to run like clockwork, keeping to a rigid schedule every moment of the day. But sound scheduling is a safeguard. When the unexpected disrupts a plan, it provides the room to adapt and the confidence to do so.
There will always be work that calls for contingency plans, and deadlines that simply cannot be missed.
And someone must always bear the strain, keep a constant eye on the schedule, and head off delays and mishaps.

[🫠 @srro_yo]

#GenshinImpact #Nicole #ニコ生誕祭2026

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

#GenshinImpact #Valeriy
"Oh, that officer? Don't go thinking all he does is chase me around announcing the time and nagging me to get back to work. If anyone threatens the Armory Palace's projects or researchers, you'll get to witness a terrifying sight: 'a fortress going on the offensive and rolling right over people.'"
— Mitya

◆Name: Valeriy
◆Title: Fort Fulguration
◆Commander of the Special Assignments Battalion
◆ Vision: Electro
◆Constellation: Ursus Magnus

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Mitya: Rules Set at Naught
Specialist, Royal Energy Commission of Snezhnaya
#GenshinImpact #Mitya

Experts tend to be remarkably efficient, capable of producing astonishing results in very little time. Yet for them, "attendance requirements" designed around the pace of the average researcher amount to a cage.
Whiling away the hours would be easy enough. But the world has so much more to offer, and wouldn't it be a shame to miss out on all that color?
And so, the energy expert who ought to be buried in important work can often be found wandering the streets of Snezhnograd, enjoying the leisure his talent has bought him.
Sometimes he catches the Korolevskiy Troupe's latest production, and sometimes he shares a table with a stranger at Podvorye Restaurant, and sometimes, on a fine sunny day, he gives his scarf, that dear companion of his, a wash and hangs it out to dry...
People expect a researcher to devote himself to his work, or at the very least, not neglect his duties. But he would argue: how can someone who takes no joy in life hope to do good work?
To borrow a seafaring analogy, meticulous reasoning is like drawing an accurate sea chart, while a flash of inspiration is when a new continent suddenly comes into view through a spyglass. Clearly, the latter is the greater achievement, and a far more exhilarating one.
And so he sets out everything he finds "unreasonable" in letters, proposals, and leave requests, appends them to the last page of his research reports, and submits the lot in the hope of catching his superiors' attention.
Eventually, he got his wish. His increasingly cavalier approach to his schedule, coupled with his habit of taking it upon himself to rewrite absence reports as further arguments in his own defense, earned him the assistance of a major who took time management very seriously indeed. Congratulations were in order.

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

#GenshinImpact #Mitya
"Research differs from production — efficiency is not the gold standard. I have worked alongside many gifted individuals, and I know well that talent and eccentricity tend to go hand in hand. But the one thing that never disappoints is the 'answers' they provide."
— Pierro, "The Jester," responding to the insinuation that Mitya holds special privileges

"I've applied for his scarf to be granted greater authority to help prevent leaks of classified information. In the vast majority of security inquiries, bystanders are considered innocent."
— Valeriy, Commander, Special Assignments Battalion

◆Name: Mitya
◆Title: Rules Set at Naught
◆Specialist, Royal Energy Commission of Snezhnaya
◆ Stellar Linchpin: Electro
◆Constellation: Nodus Gordianus

[days since Ayato was slandered @sinceayato]

WE ARE LOSING THE ANCIENT TEXTS

[Mango @ASRU01]

This is how I see the sprout’s average player

[Junjou Laina 🔥 GIGGINOX 4 ASCENDANCE 🔥 @Jun_on_Fire]

lol