Larny-Emma

Just be decent.

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Sitting here with my daughter and my cat both snoring in my lap is exactly the kind of peaceful night I always want. I’m so lucky.

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“I’ve never disappointed parents… except my own.”

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“You’re literally an effervescent being that reflects light into the dark dark world and he is just some guy. a mortal man.”

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“I wish I could text my cat sometimes.”

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Being a chef is cute until I have no feeling left in my fingers.

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Update: I got approval to have my whole culinary team wear these for Halloween, I’m gonna scream 🤣

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I definitely bought this and am debating if I should wear it to opening day of our restaurant.

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Blurring the line of a work/home balance by becoming a pastry chef and serving cake all day 😏

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I definitely bought this and am debating if I should wear it to opening day of our restaurant.

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“I’m sipping on nuclear horse pee on a work day” is a wild sentence 💀@AMorbidPodcast

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Being a capable person is so convenient for everyone that isn’t me

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I’m glistening like a Cullen.
*AC is broken and I am having a heat stroke*

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Releasing my inhibitions and getting out of the swamp

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@CatSilvestri_ In her NY Minute era

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Gonna go bake under the eclipse and reach my final form 🥓

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@CatSilvestri_ So you manifested it, huh?

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You better stop before I get my sister up in here 😤

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I just want to ctrl+alt+delete

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@CatSilvestri_ A ripe peach 🍑

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Honestly “you’re boring” is a top tier insult.