Threat Level Midnight

I've been travelling for sometime. With my fishing pole and my bottle of shine 🌟

[𒆜ʀoʟᴀɴᴅᴏ @InfluencerUg1]

Finally, Obed bamukute

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[LoneChild 🦍 @LoneChildMJB]

Every time you step out of your house and later come back safely. Be grateful for that. No matter how careful or responsible you are, because little did Sydney know that he would be falsely accused of theft so that his car can be stolen in the process. It’s heart breaking 💔

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[Threat Level Midnight @canivan06]

@EdmondsDaryle @keenwontmiss You gotta be stupid in real life.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Men do everything for themselves but I've not heard a man call himself an independent man😭😂😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

A lot of people don't know this, but you can workout and not tell anyone.

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[Badnis @coolmike00]

JayZ wants to use Drake’s clout to drop an album so he can bot the hell out of it and sell 200k first week and get gifted at least 3 Grammies and select himself to perform at the Super Bowl

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Iceman caused a Meltdown

[Rhaegar @Wolfgangthrone_]

@scaryhours5555 @_fayegirl Someone said the funniest thing to me

Drake is the only artist with two fanbases, his fans and his haters😂

And that is hilariously true
They all listen and enjoy, one side just plays the hating part 😂😂

[The OWL Times @scaryhours5555]

Someone said Drake is the only artist where his haters want him to make music that fits their taste instead of just listening to artists that already does. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[le cat @elgat1to]

@Tsolomm nah fr like?

when bully dropped, did i make 10 tweets about how i wasnt going to listen to it? NOOOOO

idk why these ppl think we care that they dont like the album or dont wanna listen to it

is like going to burger king and saying mcdonalds is better

like ok?

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

My guy says he slept with lots of prostitutes in his early years and he got their misfortunes and thats why he's broke. Truth is, he's broke because he can't speak English. His boss gives English speaking clients to another guy. 😂

[lil duval @lilduval]

Why are yall so mad at Drake fans being fans? 😂

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Admin I'd never wish unemployment on my worst enemy in this Uganda and miserable economy
I've never felt so alone in my entire fucking life

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Akademiks declares WAR on Charlamange, Loren Larosa, Roc nation and their affiliates after discovering that entities are sending private investigators to homes of Adin, Drake and Nicki Minaj and other associates to photograph them, harass their families, employees and take images of their children

[Rayo @Rayo84883994321]

I don’t get why people are comparing Michael Jackson’s #1s to Drake.

It takes 1500 streams to count as 1 unit.

Someone has to listen to a song 1500 times to get 1 sale

[djslickstuart @djSlickStuart]

PUBLIC ALERT ‼️
Theft situation around Jinja Road traffic lights mainly is getting out of hand and somehow it’s starting to look normal
The moment the lights turn red and cars stop, groups of like 3 thugs move between vehicles targeting side mirrors and car grille in traffic jam.

This mostly happens around 4am-7am and again 5pm-8pm almost every single day.

I’ve personally been a victim of this twice while heading home. I’ve also witnessed a Range Rover driver get his grille pulled off in traffic jam in the evening. Right there in front of everyone. Multiple times too.

If you’re lucky, they only take the mirror glass. Worst case, they remove the whole side mirror, mostly on the co-driver side.

Cars mostly targeted are Subaru Imprezas, Range Rover grilles, Mercedes Benz mirrors with lane assist, Harrier Kawundos grilles and more.

Please be cautious. Engrave or label your mirrors with your plate number, and Libiti em
Keep your windows up, and central lock your car while in traffic.
Security authorities we need your help this is getting ridiculous. Please tag em.