Breaking: Science has completed 32,000 studies on erectile dysfunction and only 300 on low breast milk supply.
Gentlemen, your inconvenience has been well-documented. 📋
Mothers, we’ll get back to you. 🤱
This is Adam Hoffman. He repeatedly raped a Texas boy — for nearly three years — dozens and dozens of times.
Tomorrow morning, May 25th 2026, he will be released from McLennan County Jail after spending just a few weeks there. He will not be required to register as a sex offender. And very soon he’ll be allowed to practice law again.
A real and dangerous predator — a present threat to Texas children — will be as free as you and me. A slap on his wrist and a spit in the face to his victim.
Why?! How?!
Because that’s the deal he made with Ken Paxton.
Vote accordingly.
Imagine telling the Pope to “stay out of politics” then broadcasting yourselves reading the Bible over the nation and holding a worship service in D.C. to “rededicate the nation to God” and somehow not see the blatant hypocrisy.
Here’s the part no one is saying:
The next president won’t get a real first term.
They’ll inherit a repair job.
Rebuilding alliances.
Restoring credibility.
Undoing damage.
An entire presidency spent fixing what Trump broke.
The stories and photographs from today’s voting rights marches in Alabama deserve to be seen by people who weren’t able to stand there in person. If this piece moves you, please share it widely and help make sure these voices aren’t lost in the noise of a crowded news cycle. https://t.co/TIVqbA9k9O
People will try to tell you it’s “just a joke,” but it’s much more than that: This is a test.
Our democracy will not collapse in a single moment. It weakens when the public becomes numb to rhetoric that would once have been unthinkable.
We cannot allow ourselves to become numb.
I’m running for Congress to stand up to Trump and show him the people are watching, and we will not accept tyranny. If you’re with me, chip in $10 to help me get to Washington and STOP Donald Trump:
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Alex Haley grew up in Tennessee. He traced his family tree back to his original enslaved, African ancestor, then wrote 'Roots'. He received a Pulitzer Prize for it. Knoxville just banned it 'cause it might make white kids sad.
THINGS I WON'T DEBATE WITH MEN:
1. Abortion
2. Breastfeeding
3. Menstruation
4. Female body hair
5. Birth control
6. Access to feminine hygiene products
Why? Because none of these topics involve the male body and therefore do not warrant male opinions
Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.
Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.
Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.
Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.
Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.
Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.
RFK, Jr: “Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.”
Me: “Yeah, like measles, polio, rubella, diphtheria, pertussis and chickenpox.”
MARCO RUBIO: “This is not an offensive operation, this is a defensive operation, and what that means is very simple, there's no shooting unless we're shot at first.”
Bro, you started the war. Nobody was shooting at you.
I have a red line in determining which Democrat I will support for President. That person must commit to removing the stain of trump’s name from every single federal building, and kick it off with a grand public ceremony.
With fireworks.
You think I’m kidding. I’m not kidding.