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Code is life | I'm here for the little accounts | Trolling is lovely | Peace is only an option when you are resting eternally.

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

Many of you won’t know what to do if 1.4bn lands in your bank account right now, forget think pieces

But saying you want to use your own to be selling Kote and chicken wings is a discovery 😂😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

My Pops: Traveling to Europe and America was so easy back then. Most of my friends sent their children to America to study but i didn’t because i wanted to watch my children grow up.

Me:

[Abeka 🌋 @koffiklein1]

Them give me 4 tissues as I go buy Shawarma yesterday.This midnight wey I understand

[Innocented @Innocentdean1]

@dammiedammie35 5m for this hard economy, na to carry JBL come fess make we do small gyration 😂😂

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“You want to seize my phone? Madam, you want to seize my phone? If you like, call God. I’m not leaving here today until you answer me and return my 5 million naira.”🙆🏼‍♂️

- Serious drama at the GTB Bank, CMD Road branch today as a man created a huge scene inside the bank, claiming GTB has held his 5 million naira for 2 weeks now.💔🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[_Keyboard Immortal @canna_code]

@Jide_panda @thepsalmistt @sportingking365 stake

[_Keyboard Immortal @canna_code]

@thepsalmistt @sportingking365 thanks bro

[_Keyboard Immortal @canna_code]

@thepsalmistt @sportingking365 hwfa bro, code

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

My bro if that relationship don tire you, wake up one day and ask her to unlock her phone.

If she hesitate or didn’t hand it over, the job is done.

[Deji the Platypus. @ayodejilwl]

Cheating must have been so easy before social media bro. Just tell your wife some bs like “moni meeting pelu governor” and you have a 3 day staycation with your second family chai

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Places in the bible and what they’re called today;

1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

i understand those guys who leak national secrets now

[Petite✨ @celeste_unusual]

Educated Hausa women accent

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“Security tip in case you get k!dn&pp3d by b&ndi7$ in Nigeria: once you have access to your phone, don’t call the police or DSS, just tweet !nsulting a senior government official and !nsult them in their full name and drop your phone. In the next 24 hours they will find you and your location.”

— Man says. 😭💀

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

After Mexico beat una, we go start dey order Bolt to cause traffic again for Johannesburg.

Nobody go sleep for that full South Africa today.

[_Keyboard Immortal @canna_code]

@MySpenda Brazil vs Argentina
Brazil wins

[Pazienza✨#StopGalamseyNow @Bobthebuil19383]

The Mexicans on TikTok are confused why many African countries are supporting them today😭😭😭

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: “Nigerians please come and help me, I placed a bet of N28Million on 1xbet and I Won N82Million but I was only allowed to redraw N31Million and now 1xbet has refused to pay my remaining N51.8Million but instead Closed down my account” - Nigerian man cries out for help

[Drek @Drek1516]

@thenanaaba If we support South Africa they will complain that we've taken their jobs

[Da’ Jamal.23⚽️🏀 @Dajamal_23]

You are not doing the world a favor for hosting the World Cup.

You bid to host it because of the advantage that comes with hosting it.

You should not deny millions of fans the right to see their countries play the beautiful football.

If you think your national security is at risk, transfer the right to another country to do so.

Football is bigger than you, it’s everyone’s sport.