Many of you won’t know what to do if 1.4bn lands in your bank account right now, forget think pieces
But saying you want to use your own to be selling Kote and chicken wings is a discovery 😂😭
My Pops: Traveling to Europe and America was so easy back then. Most of my friends sent their children to America to study but i didn’t because i wanted to watch my children grow up.
Me:
“You want to seize my phone? Madam, you want to seize my phone? If you like, call God. I’m not leaving here today until you answer me and return my 5 million naira.”🙆🏼♂️
- Serious drama at the GTB Bank, CMD Road branch today as a man created a huge scene inside the bank, claiming GTB has held his 5 million naira for 2 weeks now.💔🧎🏻♂️➡️
Cheating must have been so easy before social media bro. Just tell your wife some bs like “moni meeting pelu governor” and you have a 3 day staycation with your second family chai
Places in the bible and what they’re called today;
1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria
“Security tip in case you get k!dn&pp3d by b&ndi7$ in Nigeria: once you have access to your phone, don’t call the police or DSS, just tweet !nsulting a senior government official and !nsult them in their full name and drop your phone. In the next 24 hours they will find you and your location.”
— Man says. 😭💀
Just in: “Nigerians please come and help me, I placed a bet of N28Million on 1xbet and I Won N82Million but I was only allowed to redraw N31Million and now 1xbet has refused to pay my remaining N51.8Million but instead Closed down my account” - Nigerian man cries out for help
You are not doing the world a favor for hosting the World Cup.
You bid to host it because of the advantage that comes with hosting it.
You should not deny millions of fans the right to see their countries play the beautiful football.
If you think your national security is at risk, transfer the right to another country to do so.
Football is bigger than you, it’s everyone’s sport.