Wayward Vagabond

YOU THERE. Don't you believe in democracy?

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

THIS MAYORAL BUSINESS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

I AM AWAKE. AND AM NOW DEAD??? THIS FALSE NEWS CANNOT BE SPREAD I AM ALIVE

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

HAPPY 413 I VOTE WE BRING BACK MY FAVORITE THING IN CELEBRATION: ACTUAL FUCKING DEMOCRACY AND NOT OPPRESSIVE CAPITALISM

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

TRUE FRIENDSHIP IS BAILING YOUR TINY MAYOR FRIEND OUT OF A STICKY SITUATION. WHO WANTS TO BE A TRUE FRIEND

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

I ISN'T A PEEP I NOT FILLED WITH MASHMALLOW I FILL WITH RAGE

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

@canneddemocracy I GUESS I'M KICKING MY OWN BUTT NOW

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I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE SIGNED UP FOR MY ASS KICKING. I DID ALL THIS PAPERWORK.

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

HEY IT'S THE BOY'S BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

MR. SAND CANS SAND ME A CAN

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MOOD

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@canneddemocracy ITS FULL OF SAND, I SPENT HOURS IN THE DESERT FILLING THEM. SO I GUARANTEE IT'LL HURT

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

I HAVE A NEW PRODUCT FOR EVERYONE. IT'S CALLED CANNED DEMOCRACY. YOU SEE YOU GIVE PROPER OPTIONS OR YOU GET IT THROWN IN YOUR FACE.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Reasons not climb this tree:
-It is too tall
-A judgmental owl lives up there
-Acorns fall down eventually
-Sharp bark
-I am bad at this

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE GANGSTERS IT MAKES IT KINDA HARD TO TRY TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME IN YOUR TOWN

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

HEY NO OFFENSE BUT FUCK

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@HellsCarapace YOU DRINK FROM ONE, I'LL TAKE THE OTHER

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@prospintura OH NO, ARE YOU FEELING BETTER NOW?

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@prospintura I HEARD OF NO INSTANCES OF HEARTS BEING REPLACED BADLY SO I BELIEVE IT WENT WELL. HOW ABOUT YOU?

[Wayward Vagabond @canneddemocracy]

GUESS WHAT.

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@canneddemocracy VALENTINE BETTER DELIVER OR WE'LL POISON HIM WITH CHOCOLATE