The Cannery Row Claw

Terrorizing Cannery Row since 1937

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

Thanks to @SalinasPodcast for finally telling my story. Now, try to stop me. 🦀 #MontereyBay #CanneryRow

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[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

I'm waiting. 🤬 @SalinasPodcast

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

#WallaceWisdom

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

I told those fools at #SlasherSmackdown I'd do an interview if their #Kickstarter hit $2K by the end of the week. It won't happen. 😁

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[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

@SaraHayleyRubin @davidmschmalz @Iamnotacop Book a room at The Holmes Hotel. It's a nice place for you and your family. There's nothing to fear. No one ever goes missing. Trust me.

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

And so it begins. #TheHolmesHotel #CanneryRow #MontereyBay #EscapeRoom

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[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

It's #MontereyCarWeek. This was my first vehicle. I used it for...errands. 😏

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

Never taunt a man with a giant claw. #WednesdayWisdom

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

#ExoticsOnCanneryRow Like flies in the spider web. 😬🦀 #MontereyCarWeek #CanneryRow

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@ExotiCanneryRow Like flies in the spider web. 😬 🦀

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

And so it begins. 🦀 #MontereyBay #CanneryRow https://t.co/Q4Z06aoETk

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

#MaxMiggins was going to ruin everything I had worked so hard to build. It will take much more than a two-bit private detective to stop me.

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

@Mariabfoxy THATS A BUSH.

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

#JohnSteinbeck's "#CanneryRow" is a farce.

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

@bphesq @Mariabfoxy You'll find out very soon, smart ass.

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

@Mariabfoxy The Cannery Row Claw is a TRUE story. #MM found out the hard way.

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@Mariabfoxy Are you working for them?

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

These idiots are going to end up just like #MM if they're not careful. #SlasherSmackdown #CanneryRow

[The Cannery Row Claw @CanneryRowClaw]

Apparently #MM was working for a television show called #SlasherSmackdown. They've been asking questions about me all over #CanneryRow...😡