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[Austin 🇵🇷🪗🍉 @cannibalvictim]

Oh I forgot to mention I decided to finally bite the bullet and choose recover
This was months ago but yeah thought I'd say it

[Austin 🇵🇷🪗🍉 @cannibalvictim]

Hey guys most normal Weird Al fan here to actually tell you why I've been terribly inactive for the past few months if anyone cares

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

u cant even avoid ai by going outside bc small businesses loveeee their gen ai adverts

[Green Idksterling @greenidksterlin]

How transphobes feel after saying the most nothing burger “slur” that they pulled out of their ass to a trans person

[logan ☮🔻 @S0NGT0THESIREN]

if being heightmogged makes you trans then danny davito is a tboy icon idgaf

[Team Comedy! #AF2026 @Songbeeeee]

He’s right, I hate when I look something up and it shows me 4 results and the rest are shorts that usually aren’t even related, it’s so annoying, the app has become so useless

[Blitz  @PeriBlitzV2]

Minecraft devs freaking out now that they have to work and actually add shit people want to the game

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Straight people: "Ban LGBTQ flags everywhere, kids are too young to know this"

Also straight people:

[Austin 🇵🇷🪗🍉 @cannibalvictim]

@1solarsunders7 @Ludi0us @dqveed Bait used to be believable

[Ash (he/ him) @Schumacher_The]

Homophobic and transphobic. Please don’t leave out that he died protecting his trans husband, Tristan.

[August 🇳🇬 @kptnkewl]

White people be like “yeah I use to let a raging racist and neo Nazi dick me down 😝 “

[FlaminGingerbread @SwagPogGamer]

thered be like 50 angry white man video essays on this episode if it came out today

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

I truly enjoy his commitment to the suit

[bint ♨️🐧 @NBinted]

Shit ass corpos not hiring people for being trans and nonbinary because "oof ow the optics we absolutely must placate neo nazis to succeed" and then dying because it turns out they were fucking idiots with no business sense is so funny.

[ZZ Santa Chevy Cruze™️ #SmokeFleet🟦 @Danphillipsresi]

They call it woke because they had white children and black children together.

[penny @penelopep4386]

bruises dont sparkle you fucking idiot

[onion person @CantEverDie]

there’s absolutely no way you can predict what she says here