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Every waiter on Kitchen Nightmares is a rat coward | Screenwriter for Young Sheldon | Sebs | CHEAPIE

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I’m never eating McDonald’s again

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

[すけちゃん @AgingAnarchist]

アメリカ人やさしいからXで「ウチのバーベキュー食べに来いよ！」って言ってる人の家にガチで行っても大丈夫だと思う。空港まで迎えにきてくれるだろうし泊めてくれるだろうし腹一杯肉を食わせてくれてクリスマスには家族の写真が入ったカードを送ってくれる。懐が深いんだよ。カリフォルニア民以外。

[▼ Kiel James Patrick @KJP]

Who wants one? If there’s enough interest I’ll work on making a small batch of them here in New England tomorrow 🇺🇸❤️🇯🇵

[Gregory Blotnick @gregoryblotnick]

absurd Teddy Roosevelt story...scene, age 23, fresh out of Harvard, arrives in Albany in 1882 to make his political debut as a state assemblyman

so much to unpack here. can't stop laughing

[p @cannnneeee]

@johnnieO @sheeeshguy I’ll take you apple picking if we win this

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@sheeeshguy Friar

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

Herbstreit has his dog flying private.

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@mamaloveslos @sheeeshguy

[Michael K @FFMichaelK]

Last weekend I told you to HAMMER beers like

Modelo
Miller Lite
Blue Moon

All 3 of which got me wildly drunk.

Here’s 3 beers you NEED to be drinking this weekend 🧵

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

hater: new york is dead
whale: don't listen to them, eric

[Pat Alexander @pat_alex0]

You would think he would relate to a movie where Superman brings his dog with him to work and it annoys everyone around him

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

The Baby:

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@sl33pw4lkr @one_lunga @BKautomatic

[PrEP Easton Ellis @olvrkny]

“and its from call me maybe” i’m not sure i like your tone

[Jaster @mareel_jaster]

New Calvin Harris has me in a chokehold

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@plzbepatient Cc: @one_lunga

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@bigcontentguy @BKautomatic

[Romy @Return2Order]

If you are a man that has friends and is normal your role models are probably your dad and ryan gosling