John Cannon

Professional Bender

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

Nearly 4 days until I hit a big milestone. My iPhone stop watch will have been running nonstop for one year straight. Took serious discipline not touching this bad boy. Let’s GO!

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

Might be onto something here

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

Brb filing a claim against the Bronx zoo for not disclosing a processing fee on my zoo ticket in 2023

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

I’m already starting to stress about Spotify wrapped 2025. If they clocked me right now my number 1 listen would likely be Linger by The Cranberries

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

Morning cop.

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

@JoeyMulinaro There were a total of four “good to see ya”s

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@JoeyMulinaro MASSIVE dad energy happening here. Just enjoying some very juicy small talk about the flight in

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

Direct quote from Señor Powell at the next fed meeting: “we are cautiously cautious about our cautiousness and we will cautiously continue to be cautious about how cautious we are.”

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@tonyyabollini @OldTakesExposed

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@NFL_DovKleiman This account is so beat. @FloppyFish32 how beat is this account?

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

Would appreciate your thoughts though still @mom

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

@natbrown_2 Tossed on dead man’s chest late night last night. Was out like a light

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@MaineBBall23 3 pints, gilpin, and some heart

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@asap_cael Good tweet

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@natbrown_2 Sox live?

[Darius Slayton @Young_Slay2]

Lol Daniel Jones a 75….count your days Madden developers I will find you and you will answer for your sins against humanity

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

@SportsCenter @timchals @asap_cael crop job

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@BarstoolHubbs But….

[John Cannon @cannon8852]

Hot seat: the Sodfather

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The real Super Bowl MVP tonight is George Toma.

He is 94 years old and has been a groundskeeper for the Athletics, Royals, and Chiefs.

He has prepared fields for 37 Pro Bowls, several World Series, and EVERY SINGLE SUPER BOWL IN HISTORY.

His nickname? "The Sodfather" 🐐