@cannonsimp

I live tweet the Puppy Bowl every year. I like food. I call Atlanta Home. WDE. Sports addict #golf #golf #golf. I promise I might be telling the truth. #sarcasm

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Honestly, @BarstoolBigCat idea of inventing a pill that puts everyone asleep for two weeks to eradicate coronavirus isn’t even in the top 1,000 of worst ideas I’ve heard.

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Humble brag, but the market is guaranteed to crash soon. Why? Because, of course it’s at all time highs the day I make a down payment on a house. I could’ve made so much more ROI had I invested it in the s&p rather than short term treasury bills. 🤷‍♂️

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@Braves You’ve really gotta stop tweeting the results of your game the second it ends when the majority of your fanbase is streaming @BravesVisionTV and it’s a full 60 seconds behind.

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Trademarking Ror3 McIlory for next year’s @TheMasters

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It should be illegal to mention any other candidate by name or any other political party in a political ad. Sell me on your political agenda, not by trashing someone else.

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Gonzaga… 25 consecutive years of fraud.

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The grift is real. How can someone that has never played at Auburn have a game used helmet? What a scam.

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

LAST CHANCE TO BID ⏳🦅

Bid on game-used helmets signed by
@byrumbrown17 & @XavierAtkins8

Auctions close at midnight!
🔗: https://t.co/NT9m9EPuug

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@TrollinThunder https://t.co/AKAGZNGVHI

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Miami. Have you seen Pearl???

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Auburn would be a 7.5-point favorite if they matched up with Miami (OH)

Who are you taking in this hypothetical match up??

@DKSportsbook

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@jls0033 @TheMasters @GoCrazyCadillac I assumed you left twitter for Truth Social.

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Glad I got to attend the 2018 @TheMasters with @GoCrazyCadillac

[The Shotgun Start @TheShotgunStart]

A comprehensive timeline of the history of golf…

(according to the library book a listener’s kid brought home)

[Joseph LaMagna @JosephLaMagna]

You can't always use the choke word. This is a monumental choke job from Lowry

[@cannonsimp @cannonsimp]

What a shame.

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Maye-day!!!!!

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5 years ago. This is unequivocally the correct take. Now it’s a horrendous opinion. There are zero checks and balances in CFB.

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

College football > NFL

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I could go to any Mexican restaurant in America with a mariachi band and get the same quality show.

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Remember two weeks ago when people wanted perfect weather for every playoff game so there wouldn’t be ugly low scoring games. You got it here in the Super Bowl…… and…... #Dumbasses

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

The votes are in... and BOBA is your 2026 #PuppyBowl XXII MVP! 🎉

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

Wondering where all your favorite #PuppyBowl XXII players are now? Head to https://t.co/8cepwhKn0M to see their loving homes 🥰

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At some point your win/loss record has to speak for itself. Horrendous coach.

[Akash Anavarathan @akashanav]

Sean McVay on Raheem Morris:

“He’s such a special leader, such a special coach. And when you think about the things that a great head coach does—has command over the game, command over a room, the ability to connect with a bunch of different people—Raheem does all of that.”

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Aloha! The @PGATOUR is back and undefeated. What other sport can you get referees wearing a Hawaiian shirt?! @TheShotgunStart