Jeffrey Counts

Yes, I know my name is a sentence...

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Why the fuck am I seeing Trumper shit in my notifications?

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@Ask_Spectrum What’s the eta on fixing the outage in STL? This is getting ridiculous, haven’t had service since last night.

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Talk me out of going back to Starbucks

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One of the things I hate about tiktok: the fact that when people use cc to say “sex”, they type “seggs” so they don’t get flagged as inappropriate and now people are pronouncing it as “seggs”

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“His heart’s makin him nut” -phrase from a friend

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Apparently I only come here to complain lmao. Anywho… I hate when I say I like to workout and people look at me like I’m crazy just because I’m a tiny guy. Why do I have to be jacked to like working on my body? We all start from somewhere and our bodies don’t change overnight

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@ryuhhnn @AllenArmageddon I mean she recognized me from elementary school on one field trip so that was super impressive haha

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Love just fucking sucks

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Ope, just sent a super vulnerable text explaining my feelings. Wish me luck

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I’m going to need the men I talk to to stop running from hard conversations. They would t be hard if you’d just talk about your feelings. Just tell me what you want!

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@ryuhhnn Both

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Hi... so there’s this for anyone that needs it
https://t.co/bWxqa0E2NS

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Name an unpopular opinion, I’ll go first: I don’t think Adam Driver is ✨that✨ attractive

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I’m seeing idiot repubs on some of my other social feeds with screenshots of “Positive hairstylist serves 140 people, not one person infected” or “Missouri now with 7 day lead of low cases in US” and complaining that masks need to stop. Wow, it’s almost like masks’ve been working

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Baby you’re a firework.

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@bvcon_dreamz Definitely not by itself. It has to be an ingredient, not a main dish. A side character with 2 seconds of screentime, if you will.

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@amyschremp Love you too pal! 😊

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@amyschremp @sense_lex_ @mack_harper14 I agree and thank you for your input. There are much safer ways that the arts can be practiced, ie. at home. And I think this was definitely a huge faux pas on the school’s part; worse if they’re having concerts. I just think that during this time, the arts need preservation

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@sense_lex_ @mack_harper14 Absolutely it is, the arts have flourished through every tragedy in history. It’s the nation’s fault for not preventing the spread of the virus.