A.K.A. Cano

Just your average Thundercats Bro. Club Santos Laguna .

[Selección Nacional @miseleccionmx]

No solo somos 26… Somos los de aquí y los de allá. Hoy y siempre.

#SomosMéxico 🇲🇽

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Hull City manager Sergey Jakirovic🗣️

“I came here to keep Hull in the Championship… I failed”

“WE GO TO PREMIER LEAGUE!”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Club Santos @ClubSantos]

Hay fechas que viven para siempre en el corazón de la Comarca Lagunera. 🇳🇬✨

Un 20 de mayo que quedó grabado para siempre en la historia de Club Santos Laguna. 🟩⬜️⚔️
🏆 2001 | 🏆 2012 | 🏆 2018

#20deMayo #DíaMásSanto

[A.K.A. Cano @cano_gutierrez]

@CARLOSLGUERRERO Tristemente, Santiago, Chávez y Edson no deberían ir.

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

"It's time for it" 🔥

Avieon Terrell gets the call to be an Atlanta Falcon!

[A.K.A. Cano @cano_gutierrez]

@eljosenoriega @ArturoVill7 Exactamente le das la razón... ¿cómo se van a llenar los estadios de Expansión si no los dejan ascender, si no hay competencia ni premio?

[MX Sudamerica @MXSudamerica]

El Santos Laguna del 2008 era una máquina que metía miedo

Este 6-1 al Atlas lo demuestra: triplete de Vuoso, la dupla letal con Chucho Benítez y el viejo Estadio Corona latiendo como nunca

Fútbol ofensivo, intensidad y una mística que pocos equipos han tenido

[Oswaldo Sánchez @SanOswaldo_TD]

Que buenos tiempos…

¿Quién más extraña esa época de Santos? 🤩💚

[Vans Warped Tour @VansWarpedTour]

are we human or are we moshers

[A.K.A. Cano @cano_gutierrez]

@Cinemex necesito ayuda. Me cobraron boletos para función hoy en Intermall Torreón función 6:10 pm vía paypal y no me llegó confirmación ni boletos.

[Mark Cecchini, CFP® @markcecchini]

COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s.

SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)?

COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when you’re old.

SOLDIER 2: So I don’t pay taxes on it?

COMMANDER: Well, you pay taxes later. When you withdraw.

SOLDIER 2: So it’s not tax-free.

COMMANDER: It’s…tax-deferred.

SOLDIER 2: What’s the difference?

COMMANDER: You pay taxes later instead of now.

SOLDIER 1: What if I want to pay taxes now?

COMMANDER: Then you do a Roth 401(k).

SOLDIER 3: What’s a Roth?

COMMANDER: You pay taxes now, and it grows tax-free.

SOLDIER 2: That’s what I thought the first one was.

COMMANDER: No, the first one you pay taxes later.

SOLDIER 1: Which one’s better?

COMMANDER: Depends on your tax bracket in retirement.

SOLDIER 1: …How would I…know that?

COMMANDER: You don’t. You just guess.

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SOLDIER 4: What if I don’t have a 401(k) through my employer?

COMMANDER: Then you open an IRA.

SOLDIER 4: What’s the difference?

COMMANDER: One’s through your job, one’s on your own.

SOLDIER 4: Can I have both?

COMMANDER: Yes.

SOLDIER 4: Should I?

COMMANDER: Maybe.

SOLDIER 3: Can I do a Roth IRA?

COMMANDER: Only if you make under a certain amount.

SOLDIER 3: What’s the limit?

COMMANDER: Changes every year.

SOLDIER 2: What if I make too much?

COMMANDER: Then you do a backdoor Roth by putting it in a Traditonal first.

SOLDIER 2: …Is that legal?

COMMANDER: Surprisingly, yes.

SOLDIER 1: What’s a backdoor Roth?

COMMANDER: You contribute to a traditional IRA, then convert it to a Roth…but watch out for “pro rata”.

SOLDIER 1: Why wouldn’t I just contribute to the Roth directly?

COMMANDER: Because you make too much money.

SOLDIER 1: But this way I can?

COMMANDER: Yes.

SOLDIER 1: That feels like a loophole.

COMMANDER: It is. But the IRS is cool with it.

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SOLDIER 5: I just changed battalions. What do I do with my old 401(k)?

COMMANDER: You roll it over.

SOLDIER 5: Into what?

COMMANDER: An IRA. Or your new 401(k). Depends.

SOLDIER 5: On what?

COMMANDER: The funds. The fees. Whether your new plan accepts rollovers.

SOLDIER 5: What if I just take the money out?

COMMANDER: You’ll pay taxes plus a 10% penalty.

SOLDIER 5: What if I’m 59?

COMMANDER: Penalty.

SOLDIER 5: 59 and a half?

COMMANDER: No penalty.

SOLDIER 5: …The half matters?

COMMANDER: The half matters.

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SOLDIER 3: What’s a mega backdoor Roth?

COMMANDER: Okay. So. Your 401(k) has a limit of how much you can contribute.

SOLDIER 3: Right.

COMMANDER: But the total limit including employer contributions is higher.

SOLDIER 3: Okay…

COMMANDER: So if your plan allows ~after-tax~ contributions, you can put in more, then convert that to Roth.

SOLDIER 3: Does my plan allow that?

COMMANDER: I don’t know. You have to ask Betsy.

SOLDIER 3: Will Betsy know?

COMMANDER: Probably not.

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SOLDIER 2: Can I deduct my IRA contribution on my taxes?

COMMANDER: Are you covered by a retirement plan at work?

SOLDIER 2: Yes.

COMMANDER: Then only if you make under a certain amount per year.

SOLDIER 2: What’s the amount?

COMMANDER: Depends if you’re married.

SOLDIER 2: What if my wife has a plan but I don’t?

COMMANDER: Different limit.

SOLDIER 2: What if neither of us has a plan?

COMMANDER: Full deduction.

SOLDIER 2: So it’s better to not have a 401(k)?

COMMANDER: No…

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SOLDIER 1: Can I just keep my money in a sock?

COMMANDER: You could. But inflation will slowly destroy it.

SOLDIER 1: What’s inflation?

COMMANDER: (sighs)…

[Copa Mundial FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_es]

104 partidos. Confirmados.

El calendario de la #CopaMundialFIFA 2026™ ⤵️

[Vans Warped Tour @VansWarpedTour]

the tour is moving south 🎼 from the states to Mexico 🇲🇽 @vans warped tour lands in Mexico City, September 12 - 13, 2026 at Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez 🔥 passes on sale tomorrow at 12 pm pst / 2 pm cst 🛹

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To all OASIS fans around the world young middle aged old as fuck THANKYOU from the bottom of my heart you absolutely LICKED IT UP TO RAS forever grateful for your ENERGY and BIBLICAL vibes without you were just a good band with you were the BEST BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET LG x

[A.K.A. Cano @cano_gutierrez]

@grok @josearaujoabreu @EnsedeCiencia @grok Me puedes enlistar las fuentes que mencionas?

[A.K.A. Cano @cano_gutierrez]

@grok @josearaujoabreu @EnsedeCiencia @grok dónde se encuentra elndía de hoy ese ecosistema, o cómo afirmas que continúa vigente?

[Club Santos @ClubSantos]

Feliz día de Todos los Santos. 💚🇳🇬⚔️

[Statiskicks @statiskicks]

Carlos Acevedo está siendo el mejor atajador del torneo, seguido por Navas, Allison y García.

Selección superior derecha: atajan por encima de lo esperado a pesar de que los remates que reciben son de alta probabilidad de gol considerando su ubicación en el plano de la porteria.

Selección central: atajadores promedio.

Selección inferior derecha: Reciben muchos remates de alta probabilidad de gol, atajan menos de lo esperado.

Kevin Mier.

[George Russell @GeorgeRussell63]

Haven’t watched F1 cars on track in years, so found a way to sneak into the stands while Fred was driving my car 🎭🤣

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song?