hannah 🌟

The world, a double blossom, opens: / sadness of having come, / joy of being here. (she/they)

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

god put me into this world to stan vax’ildan critical role to the point of buffoonery and i have to accept what fate has assigned to me even when it hurts

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

me in june 2021: caleb and essek are canon but i will never see them kiss but whatever that’s okay

me in december 2022 after the worst year of my life seeing them kiss:

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

lower me in my grave i’m at rest!!!! i have found peace!!!!!! i’m free!!!!!!!! 😭🙏🏻❤️

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

I HAVEN’T WATCHED THE MIGHTY NEIN REUNION YET BC DEPRESSION BUT OH MY GOD. THEY CANON KISSED

[hailey 🇵🇸 @haileyplaysdnd]

they are. so real for this #critrolespoilers #mightyneinreunited

[kleo @noxarcanaart]

i missed them!! 🧡💜#CriticalRoleSpoilers #shadowgast

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

@MoonieBalloonie i miss you too ❤️❤️❤️ love you

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

also sorry i have Gone Missing Online From Everything i am currently rebuilding my life from the absolute shambles which god has gayfully left it in. i will be Back Online Soon recharged and refocused on tweeting nonsense trash, please stand by

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

@slightlymaddz i genuinely can’t wait omg!!!!! 🥰 i miss you and i look forward to going feral over crit role together again which is always one of the bright spots of my week ���💕

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

okay well i need to sleep, i hope you all have enjoyed this series of deranged mid-hiatus tweets. i promise i will pop back onto élan moscato’s anarchic social expriment again soon

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

paul of tarsus hiding behind the dumpster because he knows that after this i’m coming for him too

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

me: i don’t have any enemies, i love and forgive everyone in their own way, everybody has struggles and it’s much healthier to just move on

later that night me and saint augustine in the parking lot outside denny’s getting ready for our weekly brawl:

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

mature for my age in the way that the milk you just bought which is supposed to be good for another 2 weeks but is clearly already spoiled is mature for its age. don’t drink that gross clumpy milk just throw it away already, it wants to die!!

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

finally figured out that when ppl have called me “mature for my age” all my life they didn’t mean in a cool put-together grownup way, they meant more that i have a “mentally age 90, exhausted, yearning for death, spiritually residing 2 inches from the grave” kind of vibe going on

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

hopefully i guess twitter doesn’t collapse or whatever before i do lmfao. if it do just catch me shambling back onto tumblr fresh and free like it’s 2013 and i don’t know what home equity is again

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

plato is problematic too but at least he’s gay and fun. love a good cave, love a world of harmonious forms removed from the inadequate realm of the senses. aristotle just wrote philosophy for bigoted robots like no thanks! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

me: i love all greek philosophers equally

me earlier that day: i don’t care for aristotle

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

sorry for no tweets btw i am Doing Lots Of Things Every Day right now so that in the near future i may Do Nothing And Chill For A While

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

yes i am very health conscious* why do you ask

(*i take a multivitamin because i live off of ramen and i don’t want to get scurvy)

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

ofc many topics are good for this but i mention fantasy video games in particular bc for some reason they always go ESPECIALLY hard & spiral into a warzone by like comment 2 of the 5200 comment thread. dragon age fandom has been feeding me for a decade now, i owe them my life

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

i truly LOVE heated passionate Discourse abt ridiculous niche things that do not matter at all, like, fantasy video game politics, i will dive into reddit for hours joy-reading thousands of angry & meticulous comment threads abt whether fantasy rpg queen is incompetent as a treat

[hannah 🌟 @canoedle]

it’s like all of the drama, the righteous frenzy, the intensity, the pathos, the clapbacks, the tea, without any of the actual stakes or real life consequences that make regular brand disque horsé so godawful/upsetting/infuriating