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[cece @canofbeans1111]

W2 is not necessarily looking abundant this year

[jake @jakelong64]

downstairs neighbor just now discovering dance yrself clean in 2026

[cece @canofbeans1111]

A woman’s place is on https://t.co/UMOtAs32RF

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Hey so the movie everyone has been saying is really bad made me cry so hard I almost pissed myself. Am I stupid

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

My best friend at work is like 50 something

[cece @canofbeans1111]

Who’s up sniffling today

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Boring ahh game

[edison @mr_m0rale]

you need a lot of inner peace to avoid being rage baited by your mom

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Al is going to take your job”
what job?

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit😅

[b @wwxwashere]

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

Left a party early because I felt chopped

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Doing an Irish hello (not saying hello to anyone)

[crittur @miwwmiu]

This chapter of my life is called ummmmmmm ok I guess wahtever

[َ @briallysia]

is the girl who gave her a kidney there

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[cece @canofbeans1111]

Last week was a PR nightmare

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

How it feels to say “keep in mind” when I’m telling a story