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only child

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I was about to tweet a tweet I thought of but then I saw that X… I gotta go

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Girl at the crosswalk just complimented my Oppenheimer outfit and i was just wearing my normal clothes :/ (tailored waistcoat, fitted jacket, wool trench coat, wool newsboy cap with razorblades sewn into it, cigarette, glass of scotch,

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

yikes unfollowing him now, i only followed him for buccal fat removal inspo, didn't know he was the father of the atomic bomb

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m sorry this is NOT ok! u guys have no respect! i don’t know why this generation thinks it’s alright to spell words wrong. it’s “impactful” babe get it right!

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@KilogramMichael @JUNlPER people kept shit posting the same “this is apple’s best feature” with a screenshot of the text code autofill and it worked as bait every single time for yearssss

[MsModernity @MsModernity]

@iHeartRadio I feel like Post has the kenergy

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@LexiMcGuire @QuenchWater did you get hacked

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@SanjoinM @thechosenberg soo.. what your saying is.. you think hormone levels are related to your sexual preference ?

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@tritnephrite111 @openlyhot your life’s not over yet. you still have time to choose

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photos from my compost launch!

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@NapLord 😔

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

joke’s over

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“oh it’s like powerpoint” me, looking at features after downloading CapCut

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

My official Barbenheimer schedule

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@JoeBiden @POTUS @WhiteHouse what are you doing about the fees on these tix —

[trish @ultragloss]

four tickets for barbie please

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jason aldean made a song about being proud to live in a sundown town I feel like his next headline will be murder charges lol

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I don’t mean if you actually have an additional inquiry.

but do not mistake it as encouragement to try to come up with some random other question, make a joke, or summarize anything you already said

is there anything else = I have completed this call goodbye

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i don’t know who needs to hear this but when a customer service representative says “is there anything else I can help with today” the answer is NO