Literate Barbarian

Pistol shrimp.

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@MindsetVet @MrsCMFrancis The downside is when you win big you then have too much food

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The last act of King Kong where he gets chained up and then shot on the empire state building has got to be the saddest film I've watched.

I guess I'm a sensitive young chud after all

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When Titans Collide- No rules. Only Strength. Two Massive Grizzly Bears Clash for Dominance.

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Bigfoot has big naturals

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Happy first day of Summer to those who celebrate

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@thegreatdane269 I think it may have something to do with instagram showing your real name and face when you comment or like, and all your friends then seeing this. I think people prefer to be seen hating something that is not "normal" than liking it

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Alien uses its deevolution ray to try and turn me into an ape but instead I become an Atlantean and obliterate it with my vril beam

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Further Sasquatchery

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@thegreatdane269 I've always wished we had greek life or an equivalent in Britain, were I an American I would have joined a frat 100%

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@Zmei_Hhsss I would say so, nothing crazy like the alps or anything, but compared to England it's very mountainous

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Wales may be the most beautiful place in the world, certainly the most beautiful I have ever been

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@Zmei_Hhsss Yup, lots of Ys and Ls. To be honest I assumed it was a semi dead language like Gaelic, but everyone I met spoke it as default (though effortlessly switched to English).

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@Zmei_Hhsss Unfortunately not there anymore but went through my photos and was able to find this in the background. It says "gorsaf diffibriliwr"

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That mountain has come the closest of anything to killing me, sending me to the hospital with heatstroke, but it wasn't enough to put me down and I made it to the top.

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Wales may be the most beautiful place in the world, certainly the most beautiful I have ever been

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@thegreatdane269 Chaos undivided

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Gonna start putting people in labyrinths again

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@thegreatdane269 It's true, everytime I mentioned a girl I was talking to to anyone, even if I didn't mention a name, things immediately fizzled out. When I became interested in my current girlfriend I made sure to not mention anything of her to anyone at all, we have been together 2 years now

[Literate Barbarian @canreadgood]

Though I am definetly a coffee man I need to have a tea from time to time so I don't forget how to do the accent

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@Zmei_Hhsss I've only read the first two so far but I enjoy them more than the films. You can usually pick them up pretty cheap in a second hand book shop, they're very interesting and not too long