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perlin noise #1 fan

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petrichor gardens is out now

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@ThisStupidTwink truth nuke

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@samwakinsvv @postoctobrist her innate cop demeanor lol

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@arakkosuperstar i wrote an essay about this in college lol

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@deephousegibbon yes i'll have mike's dirty whore burger with extra slut sauce

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Women are kind of like. Hamas

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@hausofdecline just scrolled down to this

[nadia 🌊 @mellowinflow]

@poisonjr when you die they add your voice to the big bang theory laugh track

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@PhysicsBoyt @poisonjr it isnt a venn diagram

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@PhysicsBoyt @poisonjr oh i see what you're saying. the section labels aren't describing what's going on in the section. they are the warnings

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea
Palmer: Mm..its good..I just invented it

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they know ball

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hello ladies ... welcome to my page

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@urbanistoomf you'll simply never beat idaho

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we have like a huge movie projector screen in our basement from when the landlord lived here and this is what it says when you open google

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most of my twenties so far has been telling the computer that i'm white and im not a veteran

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i don't really think it's much more complicated than "being a communist feels just a bit too vulnerable" and it feels so awesome to tell somebody about the spaghetti monster. she's sort of a rhetoric-first thinker

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the simplest way for me to understand natalie wynn is that she's first and foremost an atheist, and she was a leftist second. the anti marxism thing is emotionally the same as the atheism

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Seriously where are the revolutionaries? Are they at brunch?

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when you look past the stupid internet stuff and getting #canceled i think it straightforwardly follows that saying "i don't believe in that made up revolution stuff" is just as emotionally comfy as saying it about Church. she doesn't like feeling duped

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the https://t.co/S2owxS6BKb popular games tab i so beautiful bc its like (100 identical porn games) doki doki literature club by dan salvato (250 more porn games) among us by inner sloth

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when i have the scary italian dream again