Brenna Lopes

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@rachelaznive 😂😂😂😂😂 french country over cherry wood?!??! MARCUS YOU'RE A FAILURE

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@KailaMallard the pee one does not make sense out of context and sounds way weirder than it is. TWITTER: I DON'T PEE IN BEDS

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@KailaMallard I'm laughing so hard right now I can't breathe but I also FUCKING HATE YOU

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

It's [Maureen] PonderOsa, not PonderosA.

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@preynolds1988 "like a frightened turtle" 😂😂😂

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

Kaila: "I miss ed Sheeran so much that I could jump out that window & get hit by a car & it would hurt less than how much I miss him

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

U know u have a true best friend when u randomly say "JR, SEAN KINGSTON" and she no hesitation goes, "you're way too beauuuuuuutiful girl"

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@Herbie7897 that was actually really good..... I don't even know how to respond

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@Herbie7897 it's aesthetic as FUCK jay u tryna fight

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@Herbie7897 nice fish bro

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

When you ring up a customer and their change is $14.92 and you get all giggly like "ehe Christopher Columbus"

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

Me: "Hey Kai--"
Kaila: "Shhhh I'm watching a proposal video"
Me: *waits 5 seconds*
Kaila: *screaming* "WILL I EVER FIND LOVE?!?!?!"

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

Kaila is softly singing Alejandro in bed 2 feet from me and I'm not sure whether to let it continue or throw her out the window

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window.

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@KailaMallard https://t.co/Qyh5XHbwam

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

When you've had bright nails all summer and you finally paint them black again

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: “If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!”

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Elaine: “It shrinks?”
Jerry: “Like a frightened turtle!”
Elaine: “Why does it shrink?”
George: “It just does.”

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

@KailaMallard how was ur lunch HA

[Brenna Lopes @canta__lopes]

Me: my hair was straight this morning
@RyanCutillo: yeah...it's not anymore
Me: I know ugh
Ryan: it's really bad you look like a dandelion