new kid

self employer

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@liveroflives You've already lived both those lives

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"if you cant peen em, vajoin em" - irie

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im hiring a dude $600 a month to move in

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everyone's always talkin dirty chai this, dirty chai that and no one talks enough about dirty earl

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@vaccumfighter69 5 minutes of sleep is not enough

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genetic drip? how well do your jeans flow?

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oooooo i have a bad feeling aboudis

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@drone394 @draculasbarn i heard that if you tell yourself youre not a fish they go away instantly

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drink a couple beers and spend $40 on fortnite smh

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@drone394 so true. i ate a rhinoceros steak last night

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@beeple show us the front

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whats the point of shitting if you dont have a beer with ya

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Sharty Brown

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wondering if ill ever have a "post pictures of myself" faze on instagram
i dont think so

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(the tip of my penis to the edge of my poonis fyi)

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just touched my penis to my poonis

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there aint no love on this island

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@kennybeats Is the cover art a Brian Lotti painting??

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@draculasbarn probably wear them