jacob

probably talking about being gay he/they

[jack @fkajack]

i hope this diva is enjoying confessions II

[jacob @cantbejacob]

“In my Valentino bag!?”

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[jacob @cantbejacob]

Diva Covid is real and this isn’t it. Mask on planes I beg you 😭

[Monét @monetxchange]

Not @Delta serving me Covid for breakfast. Plane tickets are too expensive to be feeding people terds and jizz!

[jacob @cantbejacob]

Damn I thought this was a dick joke the whole time lol

[Daniel Bromfield @bromf3]

is his name Richard or is it just setup for the joke? Been trying to figure this out

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

sold the giant prop tits from my @slayyyter collab to some dude on fb marketplace a few months ago

glad to know they’ve found a loving home <3

[jacob @cantbejacob]

@fatdragmeatball what should I bring to your meet and greet?

[jacob @cantbejacob]

What if I said Covid didn’t go away and yall eventually adopted this stance

[culture @notgwendalupe]

6 years ago, Vanessa Hudgens gave her thoughts on the pandemic

[jacob @cantbejacob]

@pokemon_daily Can they do the “Big Guy” dance

[jacob @cantbejacob]

Yall need to give ginger a rest 😭

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

Reports say Bad Bunny plans to celebrate Puerto Rican queer icons and honor the LGBTQ community during his Super Bowl halftime show on February 1, 2026.🔥🔥

[jacob @cantbejacob]

Dawson’s 50 load weekend: the rusical

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

@realDonaldTrump Your cameo in Home Alone 2 sucked

[jacob @cantbejacob]

@FlixBus @FlixBus_NA that was the worst bus ride experience of my life. What do you mean I was stranded at a gas station for five hours yesterday because the headlights went out and you instructed the driver to continue driving at night in the rain?

[jyo🍎 @jyotilovebot]

why aren’t people boycotting stranger things i’m confused

[jacob @cantbejacob]

I swear people will be like “maybe it’s Maybelline” before acknowledging long covid

[jacob @cantbejacob]

My “dream job” you ask? That would be pulling every hair from my mustache individually

[Ranthony @ChiefTeef8]

Charlie Kirks murder being a much bigger national story and event than an actual democratic politician and her husband being assassinated seems foreboding

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

[jacob @cantbejacob]

The Tina Turner took me ooooout

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

need you to trust me but only for 95 seconds I PROMISE

[jacob @cantbejacob]

That laugh is taking me out. Love you diva 😂

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

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