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my twitter is a tic tac container and each tweet is like a lil tic tac

[julia colander @juliacolander]

men go crazy for the stiff and unnatural way I move my body. They love that I move around in the world like I’m ashamed to be in it

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Need version of this that says “too ugly to be unemployed”

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I feel like Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way when I walk through frat row

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@legocrackpipe Why can’t my landlord be this woke 😭

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Got so drunk after work last night I switched shoes—and socks—with my boss. Idk

[trash jones @jzux]

me: (bleeding out) doctor please

gen z doctor: i don’t owe you anything

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@comr4d3eli 🙌 finding things on the curb

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@queeeran Apartment is gorg

[Je'lon Alexander, M.A. @JelonAlexander]

Today is July 20, 2024, the start of the first chapter of Octavia Butler’s #ParableOfTheSower

Happy Parable Day.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

This Saturday July 20, 2024 is the date in Parable of the Sower when the story begins.
#bydhttmwfi

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@queeeran Me when I find kiran on twitter by looking through the yall masking thread 🙌❤️❤️❤️

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@daddyknives 🫂

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@amanyonline I broke my laptop this month

[- @cantbesmoted]

Mid privilege is being able to smoke outside w/o any creeps trying to hit on you

[constance Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ @1000lbbutterfly]

a girl without bush is like an angel without its wings

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@amanyonline I believe him

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My sibling screenprints customized baby name onesies at their job and got this request today. Little baby purvis

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If you ever run out of honey don’t be sad. Because you can put coffee in the empty honey container and shake it up and drink that :)

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@sidney_gooch Im not reading all that

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@trambopaline Realizing you prob found this out when you googled it but I’m very passionate abt otc med dosing

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@trambopaline Short term, like <3000 mg of ibuprofen is ok (recommended highest dose 800/8 hrs)