Britty

RIP mom and dad ❤️

[Britty @cantbritty]

Whose favorite holiday is st pattys day?? Do we need AA lmk

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All I want is a juicy track suit

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Drinks latte on empty stomach “anyone else feel like organizing?”

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My sister has had the same straightener since I was in middle school

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I walked to my boyfriends house and my cat followed me and sat outside his door crying till I came back

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Fell in love with a restaurant so I started dating the head chef and now I get my favorite crab cakes in the shape of a heart

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All day all I hear is people walking by saying hi to my cat 😂😂

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A customer punched me in the face at work tonight 😂😂😂 I gotta chill

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Idk how the world didn’t think melodrama was a good album

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My neighbor told me my cat should be youtube famous like what about me

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“Is Macklemore hot?” “Depends on your relationships with your uncles”

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@justindyor My dog

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God knew I’d be unstoppable if I didn’t have stomach issues

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People who don’t re rack their weights give the same energy as when someone doesn’t pick up their dogs shit

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My podcast didn’t announce that they weren’t posting for two weeks 🥴 just let down two weeks ina row lmao

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I had a man tell me I should know about sports because I’m a bartender

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Bitches get drunk and get to pissin outside like a pack of rottweilers

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Why aren’t more people like Kodak

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When on a little trip and all it did was make me wanna move back to Philly