max

you cannot stop max, you can only hope to contain him

[👤 @1of1pd]

BUKAYO SAKA PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONNNN

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Jack Loder @JackLoder_]

Talking about my buddy who has the worst slice of all time

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”

Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

[pepper @CasaDupre]

Dune 1&2 IMAX re-releases right before the Dune Part Three midnight screening

[max @cantguardmax]

@graypeezus @40AcreGoon Wassup

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Operating at the highest possible level

[bryan metzger @metzgov]

In the midst of everything going on, Trump posts a photo of Zohran Mamdani in the Oval Office from last week and teases the NYC mayor.

[National Champion Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Ben Franklin was obviously a mythological figure, perhaps a literary composite made from several real men to create a sort of pervert-wizard

[PL @Luc_pete]

Every single American adult is touchdown dancing on the social contract — and the airport is their end zone

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

chris evans returns as steve rogers in avengers doomsday: crickets

chris evans returns as ransom in knives out 4: HOOOLY SHIT

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

Hey man we need more information about this crew

[Skely @123skely]

How I be moving lately

[NPRG @CptHastings1916]

I absolutely refuse to believe that this is a genuine French detective in the Year of Our Lord 2025. He looks like he should be helping Poirot track down the false identity of the man claiming to be the heir of Sir Giles Buxomley, in about 1932.