Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”
Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”
Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
I absolutely refuse to believe that this is a genuine French detective in the Year of Our Lord 2025. He looks like he should be helping Poirot track down the false identity of the man claiming to be the heir of Sir Giles Buxomley, in about 1932.