Patty2kilos

Proud owner of a Hummer H2 that’s only been in 13 accidents. Incandescent yellow the way God likes.

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@POTUS45 and @theneedledrop Gave this EP a fucking 10/10? That’s crazy! Listen here:

https://t.co/Oe9Edns7Nr

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

New Substack Article:

How I Got my White Ass off Instagram Reels and Onto NBA Twitter

[Denver Broncos 365 @DailyBroncos]

Teams will study for years how the Broncos overcame the Russell Wilson debacle to go to the playoffs the next year and become the #1 seed the year after

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@FlorkOfCows All I can see is this Wampire album cover

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

Am I a Venezuelan boat?

Because she shot me down for now good reason 😔

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@commentiquette Erik if people are leaving comments on songs I like saying “this is poopy smelly music!” How should I respond?

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@ZachJoh81911634 @BrandonPerna This already aged super poorly lmao

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

And the fix is in.

Pick Six negated because the REFS need the Chiefs to win

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

Marvin Mims has sooooo much potential sheesh

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@HubPointless This doubles as a Denver Nuggets post

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@Trey_Explainer That’s where a lot of people were conceived

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@matt_jenkins3 You know he got a little excited when he thought JD was going into concussion protocol

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

Obviously it won’t change anything; they don’t care. It’s more fuel for the fire of ideological resistance.

[Travis View @travis_view]

I’ve got it: What if we pointed out their hypocrisy? After we point out their hypocrisy, they’ll have no choice but to behave in a manner that is consistent with their purported values.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

You’re never going to successfully gotcha a republican because they just ultimately don’t care about logical or moral consistency. It’s fun to point out their blatant hypocrisy, but probably important to remember that it’s mainly for your own amusement/sanity

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@commentiquette With such shows as

“Fellowstone”
“Landman (that I like to kiss)”
And
“Mayor of Cruisetown”

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

“Animation is cinema as long as it’s the stuff I like” ass tweet

[L 3 M U R 🍉 @JakeTheL3mur]

The fact that these are made by the same Studio bro...

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

@GuillermoLlaves A man of culture.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

trans military ban should be a guys named patrick ban instead. I would hurt a lot of people on my own team if i was in the army.

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

OMG OMG COOPER DEJEAN with the first ever WHITE CORNER PICK SIX in the super BOWLLLLLLLLLL

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

Me when someone tells girls at a party I’m going to try and show them a card trick:

[Patty2kilos @canthackpat]

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?