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my claim to fame is that I was certified the worlds dumbest person with a degree by Guinness world records

[You @canthaight]

Proving my bio right daily

[You @canthaight]

Well I found this app on my phone called X that I didn’t download, so i’m going to be deleting it. Idk, reach me on Discord or Snapchat or something. Probably @ seppukush or @ donthaight if you’re looking for me

[You @canthaight]

@bringmedoggos Last 2 seasons were pretty solid and I am interested in the Simpsons again

[You @canthaight]

Key west

[You @canthaight]

The last mango in Paris probably tasted really good

[You @canthaight]

@HonedHeart Waiting on more people to get on it before I join, but glad to see there will be good people there already when I get there

[Drumroleplz @Drumroleplz_]

It’s official, I’m on the list for the top 1000! Congrats to the other 999!

[Drumroleplz @Drumroleplz_]

#Diablo4Hardcore
Drumroleplz#1895

[You @canthaight]

@zach_hazard @WhiteHouse I believe in a world where we can have both gun control and Zach with a 40mm

[You @canthaight]

@nicolesandler @DanDaley I find this ridiculous. Daley, who is one of the few politicians who cares enough about the people to interact with them directly like this, is busy working against the Rs to make FL better, and you think that is less important than an interview about a 2-5 month old session?

[You @canthaight]

@zach_hazard Mmm spaghetti

[You @canthaight]

@bringmedoggos “Won’t say anything bad”
“Plays league”
🤔

[You @canthaight]

In my soul I am still sitting out in the cold on my porch in Gainesville during winter ‘19-‘20, smoking black and milds and being sad. I think I never really got any further in my life than that point, everything since then has been a blur.

[You @canthaight]

long night

[You @canthaight]

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[You @canthaight]

@bringmedoggos The smears tho from the g2, I think i’d just go with 7 since you see them everywhere

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

all shitposts aside, twitter used to be an incredible tool for news aggregation and now it’s so busted. the content moderation was geninuely valuable. why even keep the trends tab when you know it’s absolutely broken?

[You @canthaight]

@bringmedoggos Me when The Measure of a Man isn’t here

[You @canthaight]

Better music syncing than Baby Driver

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

this is 2022.