Moving Excuses

I like you, but I don't lift-boxes-for-free like you.

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Next time, let us come up with an excuse for you http://t.co/SMh9W0FcGH https://t.co/IFupHzix1F

[Camizzzle @camizzzletweets]

#AfterLastSaturdayIWillNever help a friend move into a 3rd floor walk-up apartment with no AC ever again

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

@Garrett_Patrick Or don't >> http://t.co/SMh9W0FcGH

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

@LaurenKlich For the next time someone asks you to help them move >> http://t.co/SMh9W0FcGH

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

They all found http://t.co/SMh9W0FcGH https://t.co/rl6WSvaOFJ

[Sierra Santana @SierraSantana_]

I would like to thank every single friend I have for offering to help me move. All zero of you were a big help :-) #ThanksForNothin

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

@NopeNotThisTime Maybe some excuses for next time >> http://t.co/SMh9W0FcGH

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry I can't help you move because my ex is your neighbor. Can’t get near that hot mess! http://t.co/SMh9W0nBi7

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because derp.

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because I can't help you move #circularlogic

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because I have abandonment issues.

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because ______________________________________________________________________________

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because https://t.co/a5L93MwMwu

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because everything is transient. Can anyone ever REALLY "move"?

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because I'm too busy thinking up excuses.

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because yo momma.

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because no thx

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[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move just cuz. http://t.co/SMh9W0nBi7

[Moving Excuses @canthelpyoumove]

Sorry, I can't help you move because, though I look like a body builder who could help you move, it’s really an illusion.